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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City will be gifting accused criminals tickets to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Mayor Bill de Blasio is back in the public…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill de Blasio announced he is dropping out of the 2020…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Presidential candidate Bill de Blasio is now complaining about him polling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos all over Sin City are now accepting wagers on what will happen…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After nearly half a year of hemming and hawing, Mayor Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – If the Big Apple is to become the Green Apple, it…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is rolling out…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio compared his life experiences…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio skips slain NYPD cop’s vigil to praise…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A City Council bill would force the NYPD to open its…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio continues his policy in which reporters have…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In New York City, it is now illegal to discriminate anyone…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton is stepping down as the city’s top…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio on Tuesday encouraged his…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton and mayor Bill de Blasio’s skit caused gasps in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hip-hop mogul and animal-rights advocate Russell Simmons is comparing New York’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio is now publicly stating his outrage toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking at the New York Police Academy graduation ceremony at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association posted a link on its website telling…

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