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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – At the Lead On Watermark Silicon Valley Conference for Women, Hillary Clinton joked…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hours after CNN’s New York City headquarters were evacuated over an…

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BREAKING NEWS – McDonough, Georgia – Speaking at a campaign event for local Georgia Democratic candidates, former Attorney General Eric…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least four black democrats will seek the presidential nomination in 2020, Cory Booker,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Attorney General Eric Holder criticized Jeff Sessions for his role in the firing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Chris Rock’s monologue as he hosted the 2016 Oscars got mostly positive reviews. However…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A .50-caliber rifle capable of taking down a helicopter, was found at Joaquin “El…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Angry over the Department of Justice’s conclusion that police officer Darren Wilson from Ferguson…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry said she is deeply disappointed in Megyn…

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BREAKING NEWS- New York City, New York – In another stirring moment of journalism on MSNBC, weekend host and noted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama chose Loretta Lynch, the U.S. attorney in Brooklyn, N.Y., as his nominee…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Outgoing U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder says he has one regret: his department’s court…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cincinnati, Ohio – The U.S. Justice Department of Justice has decided not to charge Melowese Richardson with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Al Sharpton said his civil rights organization, the National…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces his resignation. As far as his future, he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces that he plans on launching a probe into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Now democrats as well as republicans are questioning the competency of U.S. Attorney General…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama will be announcing in the next 30 days that he plans on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The onetime close friendship between President Obama and Oprah Winfrey seems to be over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Over one million people are petitioning the Justice Department to file charges against George…

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