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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The idea of 2020 hopefuls Joe Biden or Pete Buttigieg facing off against President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A congressional candidate, who is endorsed by the same progressive group…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – US Rep. Ilhan Omar is no suggesting that her political foes are partly to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Ilhan Omar wants to cancel all $1.6 trillion of public…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The wife of a prominent Washington political consultant has filed for divorce, claiming her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez brushed off a tweet from President Trump on claiming she envied…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Israel’s interior minister has reportedly approved a humanitarian request from Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. State Department recently revised its definition of anti-Semitism, in an apparent response…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Rep. Ilhan Omar admitted that she may have embellished part of the story she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tried to tamp down the perceived…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Yesterday early in the morning, at least twenty moderate democrats gathered in the nation’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Embattled congressional freshman Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., once asked a judge to show leniency toward a group…

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