Christmas Gift Ideas (10 of 15) From Milton Bradley comes the all new Candyland. This revised edition for $9.95 has replaced the cards, with real candy. Parents […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The legal counsel for Bishop Eddie Long is now negotiating an out-of-court settlement with the three men that have […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Book critics from the New York Times say that they have serious doubts that Casper penned […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (9 of 15) For $49.95 you can get a bathroom scale that is designed to help motivate you to stick to the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Shockwaves are still being felt worldwide after the recent discovery by the Metropolitan Museum of Art regarding […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the rising medical costs and the deteriorating Social Security system, Congress has determined that the primary problem […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (8 of 15) For $99.95 you can purchase the New York City Style Race Car Set. With over 50 feet of loops […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain Lakes, New Jersey – Mrs. Butterworth states during an interview, that she has fallen on hard times since Pinnacle Foods […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The people in the audience that were initially excited about going to Australia with Oprah, are now angry […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (7 of 15) For the pastor that notices people sleeping and not paying attention to him when he’s preaching, the all new […]
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U.S. & World History – There is a little known fact about “The Thinker”, which is a marble sculpture by French sculptor Auguste Rodin. Today […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Wasilla, Alaska – After Sarah Palin admitted that in the past she has hunted moose, she received several angry and threatening letters […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (6 of 15) For children that refuse to go to bed when told and insist that you read to them, for $6.95 […]
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BREAKING NEWS – A group of 5000 computer hackers have sent two of the world’s biggest credit card companies into a meltdown in, revenge for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Central Africa – Because of the economy and worldwide unemployment, a group of giraffe seeking a better life were seen heading for […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (5 of 15) For $1275.00 you can purchase an Anti-Snoring Bed. If you have a spouse that snores heavily, and it constantly keeps you […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Samuel L. Jackson signs a multi-million dollar contract with New Line Cinema to star in an upcoming thriller. The storyline […]
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BREAKING NEWS – According to ESPN and Sports Illustrated, Hall of Famer and former L.A. Laker center Jabbar, has decided to freeze some of his […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (4 of 15) From the makers of Silly Putty, now on sale… it’s Silly Patty! It’s just like Silly Putty, but instead […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS announces that they’ll launch a new series in the spring, in which they will form a partnership with […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many liberals and democrats are concerned that President Obama is gradually yielding to the republicans. They point to the fact, that […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (3 of 15) Brand new from Glade – “Relative Remover”. For $3.99 a spray can, you can now spray undesirable odors in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pasco, Washington – The owner of K&S Custom Works Nate Kangas, is arrested for submitting a fraudulent claim to his insurance […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After taking a nationwide poll at all airports, the TSA makes public some stunning conclusions. They state that the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – A group of Jews continue their annual protest against Henry Ford and the Ford Corporation, for never giving Israel […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (2 of 15) The Mattel Toy Company has introduced for girls as well as adults, “Bankrupt Barbie”, that talks! For $24.95 Bankrupt […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – U.S. District Court Judge William Terrell Hodges has denied Wesley Snipes most recent appeal to avoid prison, after his […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (1 of 15) For frustrated wives that are married to men that are constantly coming home late for dinner, for $69.95 they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a congressional hearing, the Pink Panther testified that he has no ties to the Black Panthers. He also […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The Ice Car Manufacturer has finally agreed to refund the money to all of their former customers in Alaska […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The Michelin Man’s fiancée walks out on him. She says the last few years of their relationship has been […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – The Michelin Man has been arrested and charged with attempted murder after he threw some tires at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks who is now staying in Great Britain, is being sued by several reporters, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder’s judgment continues to be in question. This holiday season, even some of his supporters […]
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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Texas – Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, shows former Vice-President Dick Cheney how she will hold her hand on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beijng, China – Because of the dwindling amount of space in his country, President Hu Jintao of China is strongly encouraging the citizens to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – A letter carrier that brought the wrong uniform to work, dies the following day of pneumonia. Upon hearing […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – At a press conference today, a teary-eyed Snow White and six of the dwarfs have agreed to testify against […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nations and government officials worldwide continue to show their outrage toward Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks, as they view […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the failed attempt of the Underwear Bomber on Christmas day last year, recently acquired intelligence shows that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – The president of the local 452 Suicide Bombers Union resigns, after it finally dawned on him why the membership continually […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Gore and John McCain win Life Magazine awards for being the two most boring politicians in America over […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Larry King will be recording his last show at CNN on December 16th and then retire. His exact age […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – Paleontologists and scientists have long debated if the pteranodon which existed in the dinosaur era, was a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The American Bible Society has sent out this stern warning worldwide: WARNING TO NON-CHRISTIANS: Please don’t […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After interviewing Levi Johnston on her show, Tara Banks stated that she has yet to form […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Former U.S. House Majority Leader (Republican) Tom DeLay was found guilty of money laundering and conspiracy to commit money […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The TSA has issued a statement that in the near future, they will be offering a third option other […]