I think conspiracy theorists are controlled electronically, and intellectually by the CIA. And by their logic, they can’t even emphatically state that my conclusion is […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What would you change if you could re-live your life all over again?
COMMENTARY: One thing I would do, is try figure out a way to prevent stupid, pointless questions from popping into my mind, such as, “What […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Well, I got arrested again yesterday, and this time it was by the FBI. A local cleaners contacted them after they found $200.00 of mine […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Have you ever came up with an idea for an invention, that you later thought was ridiculous?
COMMENTARY: Mine was, dehydrated water. It was simple, just add water and there you are. I don’t use drugs or drink, thus it is still […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you could turn invisible for 24 hours, who would you like to backhand?
COMMENTARY: For me it would be a toss up between going to Congress, or my family reunion. Either way, by the end of the day […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A woman that I recently broke up with, emails and calls me several times a day, just to remind me that she wants nothing to […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you believe people can be really beautiful on the inside?
COMMENTARY: Absolutely not! I’ve seen the inside of people during surgery on the Discovery Channel. The inner workings of both men and women of all […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently broke up with this lady that worked at the emergency ward in a hospital. I couldn’t stand being around her when she would […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a person is so ugly that their face easily scares small children, should they be precluded from working at grammar schools and day care centers?
COMMENTARY: I take the position that extremely ugly people should be given priority to work at both places. Because corporal punishment is no longer allowed […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went to see “Hunger Games”, and I am convinced that the title alone is a subliminal message, because during the film I ate […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine was telling me he didn’t like going to church because all the preached about was the “resurrection”. When I asked him […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is your biggest problem with racism?
COMMENTARY: I think that having animosity toward someone based on race is unacceptable under any conditions. I believe we should solely focus more on the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would the commissioner of the WNBA be overstepping his authority if he forced some of the women to shave their mustaches?
COMMENTARY: I say yes. And he should also have the sound engineer adjust their voices on ESPN, to take some of the bass out and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A lady friend of mine that’s extremely vain and constantly worrying about getting older, recently went online, paying a company $250.00 that guaranteed her that […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a man dumps one woman for a much younger woman, should the jilted woman be allowed to inflict a certain amount of property damage (on him) before it’s considered a crime?
COMMENTARY: Under those conditions, I think it’s ok for a woman to slash either the two front or two rear tires of his car, so […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went to visit my 94 year old grandmother that lives in a nursing home. To my shock and surprise she asked me to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A classic remake of the “Three Stooges” will be released next month and I already know that most women won’t be interested in seeing it. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you feel about cross dressing men?
COMMENTARY: I hate seeing men dressed in drag. Especially when they wear evening gowns and over accessorize.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Can you really beat someone within an inch of their life?
COMMENTARY: Yes you can. However, if you live outside the United States, it will be a centimeter. (I still think the metric system is stupid).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently traced my family history back 300 years, and I discovered that my great great great great great great great grandfather lived in a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently had a flashback to the only time I was ever arrested. I was playing poker with some of my friends, and when I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you think God should deal with identity thieves?
COMMENTARY: Send them to hell, and also have them pay for the sins of the person’s who’s identity that they stole. (I hope that didn’t […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
“Simple Simon met a pieman Going to the fair Says Simple Simon to the pieman Let me taste your ware Says the pieman to Simple […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What kind of drivers really irritate you?
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s three. Which are: 1. People driving a car considerably more expensive than mine, that are unemployed. 2. Senior citizens who feel […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Which is worst, to get beat down or beat up?
COMMENTARY: I ask this because people regularly threaten to do both to me, and I plan on modifying my medical plan soon. Presently, I’m trying […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
One of the scariest movies I ever saw when I was a little boy was “The Birds”. I slept with the light on for almost […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are the signs around you that tells you that spring is here?
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s baseball games, cars being washed, and watching several of my neighbors openly planting marijuana in their backyards to supplement their income […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While I was talking to a neighbor of mine who was born and raised in Spain, he told me that he recently took some college […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In mid-March one year, I went to San Juan Capistrano, California to see the return of the cliff swallows. As I was watching these legendary […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you believe in the ancient Mayan calendar as far as their prediction that the world will end December 21st of this year?
COMMENTARY: I question the intelligence of the Mayan that created the mysterious artifact. I am concerned over the fact that nowhere on the calendar are […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If Jesus had a sense of humor, what would you like to have seen him do?
COMMENTARY: I think it would have been funny, if after he turned the tables over of the corrupt money changers in the temple, he said […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I can still remember the moment my son was born. I followed the nurse as she took him to a different room, to give him […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you could change anything in politics, what would it be?
COMMENTARY: Easy answer, term limits. No elected official will be allowed to stay in office more than 30 days, which in turn would drastically limit […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Can you believe this? I am writing this from a police station, and I’m currently being detained. I happened to see a robbery at a […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is a hippopotamus really the title of a really “cool” opotamus?
COMMENTARY: To my knowledge, this question has never been addressed on the Animal Planet.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My cousin, who is a boxing fan, asked me what were the best fights I’d ever seen. For me this was easy. Ali versus Foreman, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I just came seem to find love. I recently got dumped by a lady that worked at the Lego Factory. I thought we were starting […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What adjustments are you making in your daily life, because of these skyrocketing gas prices?
COMMENTARY: I am making sure my tires are inflated properly, avoiding rush hour traffic, and to continue to siphon gas from a few of my […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My mother asked me what would I do if I ever won millions of dollars in the lottery. I told her that I would go […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – To really scare the rest of the world, what two past or present politicians would you like to see as President and Vice President?
COMMENTARY: Even though I’m a conservative, I would like to see Congresswoman Barbara Boxer and Al Gore because their last names sound very intimidating. One […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Other than sleeping pills, what do you use to get drowsy?
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s either reading a book, listening to a cd of the ocean’s shore, or watching any speech by Senator Nancy Pelosi.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
By my own admission, I know almost nothing about cars. I was very fortunate today when a man stopped me in the grocery store parking […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you feel about the U.S. Military allowing women to be in the front lines during combat?
COMMENTARY: If it was up to me, it would be EXCLUSIVELY women in combat, as our new secret weapon. They could help us secure a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I love the game of Monopoly but I hate losing at it. My best friend once made me mortgage some of my property, even though […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have been walking around with a black eye for the past two days. My injury was sustained after I got decked by a clerk […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think should be done about the ongoing problem of the world population growth?
COMMENTARY: The solution is simple in my opinion. We should ban people worldwide from having children for three generations. And then… uh… ok, that probably […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is one of the worst inventions ever conceived?
COMMENTARY: Undoubtedly, the crossbar on the male bicycle. There is no purpose for it other than to injury men publicly (for maximum laughs), in the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The platypus, found exclusively in Australia and Tasmania, is a very strange looking animal. It appears to have been made from the spare parts of […]