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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 10, 2022

BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Former Rep. Beto O’Rourke, D-Texas, has burned roughly $175 million running unsuccessful campaigns for a series of different […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 27, 2022

BREAKING NEWS – Uvalde, Texas – Democratic Texas gubernatorial candidate Beto O’Rourke appears to have once again shifted his position on AR-15s. The Internet Archives’ […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 26, 2021

BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – In what seems like a flashback to his 2018 Senate campaign or his run in 2019 for the […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 24, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Former presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke and Joe Biden were seen at a Whataburger after O’Rourke endorsed Biden’s campaign for […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 5, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Politicians seeking to confiscate guns from Americans shouldn’t share their plans with the public beforehand and […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 4, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Former Texas Democrat congressman Beto O’Rourke announced Friday he is withdrawing from the 2020 presidential race, telling supporters […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 14, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said religious institutions should be stripped of their tax-exempt status if they oppose […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminSeptember 20, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – A Colorado woman confronted Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke on his controversial proposal to go after high-powered weapons through […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminSeptember 12, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said living close to your place of work should not just be for people […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 23, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the last fundraising quarter, nearly half of the Democratic presidential candidates spent more than they raised in donations. […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJune 27, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Presidential hopeful Beto O’ Rourke sidestepped a question about tax rates on wealthy Americans during Wednesday’s Democratic debate in […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 31, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos all over Sin City are now accepting wagers on what will happen in the democratic debates in […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 29, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new rule adopted by the Democratic National Committee and NBC News will evenly divide top-tier candidates across two […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 10, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – When Sasha Watson hears presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke speak, or reads about him online, she thinks back to the […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminApril 30, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Thousands of illegal immigrants are planning to march in twelve states on May 1, demanding they be allowed […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminApril 30, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke sounded the alarms, saying that civilization has only “ten years” left […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminApril 22, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Nashua, New Hampshire – While former Texas Congressman and Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke made his second trip to N.H., speaking to […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminApril 8, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against pushes for ideological purity. “One […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 21, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Beto O’Rourke didn’t eat crow, humble pie or even his words after losing to Ted Cruz. He ate […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 20, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Beto O’Rourke’s Vanity Fair profile mocked for stories about ex-girlfriends, bookshelves and his “near-mythical experience”. O’Rourke, […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 19, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – While campaigning in Central Park Coffee Company, former congressman and 2020 presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke humbly apologizes for […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 15, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – We’re doomed! Beto O’Rourke starts presidential campaign by claiming the world faces ‘catastrophe’ and warns ‘hundreds of millions’ […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 21, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D-Texas) said in a new interview that President Trump’s proposed wall along the southern border […]

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