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Breaking News & World History, Featured

BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 9, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Joe Biden is the only 2020 presidential candidate who was in the White House Situation Room as Navy SEALs […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 30, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a lengthy and scathing statement, the former vice president, a front-runner for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, claimed […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminSeptember 12, 2018

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed for tweeting that “Trump is damaging the dream […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 18, 2017

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Osama bin Laden’s son Hamza vows attacks on the West in revenge for his dad’s death after becoming Al […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminDecember 20, 2016

BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Security officials at Cairo International Airport say Omar bin Laden, son of the former leader of al-Qaida Osama bin […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 24, 2016

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – When Ibrahim al Qosi was released from Guantanamo Bay in 2012, a lawyer for the former Osama bin Laden […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 21, 2015

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. intelligence officials have finally released a trove of documents recovered during the 2011 raid on Osama bin Laden’s […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 20, 2015

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Newly surfaced photos of Osama bin Laden, taken in his Tora Bora hideout in the years before he launched […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 9, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – Abbottabad, Pakistan – Disney announces that they have purchased the compound where former Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden lived, with plans […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 8, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sixty-four sailors that worked on the USS Carl Vinson when it was on its mission in the Middle East, […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 11, 2013

10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013: 1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction to wearing lipstick for the […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminSeptember 12, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Worldwide shockwaves over former Navy Seal Mark Owens’ new book, “No Easy Day”. According to Owens, Osama bin Laden […]

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

by: adminJune 30, 2012

I played a joke on a close friend of mine that I drove to the airport. When he wasn’t looking, I placed in his luggage, […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 18, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Hasbro Toys announces they will be selling a scale model of Osama Bin Laden’s Pakistan home. It was […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 14, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Coronado, California – The recent NCAA basketball game between North Carolina and Michigan State on the USS Carl Vinson, has prompted some […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 7, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan has become increasingly angy at President Obama, about the way he is dealing […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 15, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA has confirmed that the U.S. has financially crippled Al Qaeda. They said at the the time Osama […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 13, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Because of the concerns of her safety, Casey Anthony decides to relocate to a place where her exact location […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJune 20, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After analyzing the mountain of information obtained from Osama bin Laden’s compound, the CIA believes that his most likely […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJune 10, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA and FBI have now confirmed, that the person that gave them the exact location of Osama bin […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJune 1, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security and the FBI are now investigating Bert from Sesame Street alleging that he has been supporting Osama […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 31, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Reston, Virginia – The U.S. Geological Society have now confirmed that they recently had a few of their scientists lower a camera into the ground for […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 27, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – Senator John Kerry Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee got really frustrated with Afghani reporters after they repeatedly […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 25, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A newly released photo shows President Obama consulting with his staff, listening to opinions from all perspectives. The secret meeting […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 19, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Abbottabad, Pakistan – After almost getting apprehended several times over the years due to inaccurate driving directions, Osama bin Laden is seen […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 16, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Officials state that there was a stash of pornography found at Osama bin Laden’s compound during the raid […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 13, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Navy Secretary Ray Mabus is denying allegations that Osama bin Laden’s body was literally booted from one side of the […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 13, 2011

BREAKING NEWS –  Ankeny, Iowa – Likely GOP presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul from Texas, who has a reputation for opposing any U.S. intervention overseas, […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 12, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – President Asif Ali Zardari is denying that he was aware that Osama bin Laden was living nearby in Abbottabad. […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 11, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A memo leaked from the ACLU Headquarters, stated that they wanted Osama bin Laden brought back alive to the […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 9, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security and the FBI, some of the information gleaned from Osama bin Laden’s compound, included plans to […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 6, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Doha, Qatar – According to the Arab television station Al Jazeera, many of Osama bin Laden’s supporters feel that the way he […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 5, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department is presently trying to determine if CBS did anything illegal after a video was confiscated from […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 4, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. military intelligence as well as the CIA, are now releasing the surprising way they caught Osama bin Laden. […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 3, 2011

  BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – New reports from Al Qaeda state that Osama bin Laden is not dead, but pretended that he was […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 3, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Fashion giant Christian Dior fires designer John Galliano after he was filmed making anti-Semitic comments in a Paris restaurant. […]

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