BREAKING NEWS – Landover, Maryland – The Washington Redskins owner and Native Americans plan to have a meeting in the near future. Native Americans have […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania – Despite a natural disaster on election day, gubernatorial candidate Tom Corbett wins by a landslide.
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After vigorously campaigning for her, an angry Bill Clinton was photographed knocking out Debbie Halvarson with one punch after […]
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U.S. & World History – The Titanic sank on April 15th, 1912, on it’s maiden voyage from England to New York. It went down after […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Siem Reap, Cambodia – Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is gleeful after announcing to some Asian teenage girls that she is […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tucson, Arizona – A dedicated supporter showed her allegiance to Senator John McCain, by eating three of his critics.
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Because of the rising state debt and countless layoffs, in an attempt to increase revenue, Governor Schwarzenegger passes a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is showing her joy, when she found out that she successfully slipped into […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – A policeman that has been on the force for over 20 years, remains in critical condition. He was tossed […]
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Part 5 of 5 of government waste created by ultra-liberal politicians (state by state) New York – $8,725,000 to fund research that could determine the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In a newly discovered letter written by the controversial Reverend Wright, he states that he felt President Obama threw him […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Police respond to a 911 call and arrest a married couple that were in a knockout drag- out brawl. […]
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Part 4 of 5 of government waste created by ultra-liberal politicians (state by state) Texas – $3,100,000 to conduct a survey, to see if they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 5 to 4, the U.S. Supreme Court declares that the law of gravity is unconstitutional. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Riverdale, USA – Thanks to Archie, President Obama and Sarah Palin are now close friends. To keep things fair, they both agreed […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Invisible Man says he plans to run for president in 2012. He says if elected, he promises to […]
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Part 3 of 5 of government waste created by ultra-liberal politicians (state by state) Florida – $5,400,00 to deal with the surprising and alarming problem […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Saugus, California – Vice President Joe Biden was surprised and said he was completely “unaware”, when Walt Dorn of Patriot Environment Services […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the current condition of this country, a small group of people sat down and stared at the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi rushed a stage at a Tea Party rally, went into a weird trance, […]
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Part 2 of 5 of government waste created by ultra-liberal politicians (state by state) Tennessee – $4,725,000 to institutionalize all the people who are still […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CEO Vivian Schiller of NPR (National Public Radio) fires news analyst Juan Williams. She later stated at a press […]
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Part 1 of 5 of government waste created by ultra-liberal politicians (state by state) Mississippi – $1,400,000 on why 38% of the homes still have […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Bill Clinton had to be physically restrained by three people as he began to pull his hair out, after […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Poppin’ Fresh a.k.a. the Pillsbury Dough Boy, files for divorce. He angrily stated at a press […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Roswell, New Mexico – The famous alleged UFO crash site from 1947 is back in the headlines. There are several unconfirmed reports […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Trying to garner support in the extremely liberal west coast state from anyone or anything that even appears to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Poppin’ Fresh a.k.a. the Pillsbury Dough Boy, files for divorce. He angrily stated at a press conference, that he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After an 18 month study and over $40,000,000.00, scientists at NASA have concluded that the sun is big, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – A male model struts passed an audience in the 2010 Fall Fashion Show. Some people were in shock but […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats and republicans have secretly began to draft a law that would permanently ban Fox’s Bill O’Reilly from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Korea – Dictator Kim Jon-il says that will never be any meaningful talks between his country and America, until the United […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Even though doctors acknowledge that Keith Richards still tours and performs with the Rolling Stones, by the looks of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – With upcoming elections only two weeks away, many of the lobbyists, special interest groups, and corporations state that at this point they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Astronaut Mike Massimino is seen through the window of the Space Shuttle. He stated that the one thing about space […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after a fiery exchange with Bill […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A major scandal has begun on the trading floor on Wall Street. The New York Stock […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Virginia – After reviewing the photographic evidence, a 14 year old’s parent’s anger shifts toward their son, and they now […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Steven Spielberg is presently being criticized worldwide regarding the gigantic mothership that was built for the movie “Close Encounters […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – The Grand Old Opry reopens after some devastating flooding in May. The mayor of Nashville Karl Dean, stated that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Michelle, and former President George Bush and Laura were photographed moments before they all got into […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Attorney Gloria Allred is overheard telling her client Nikki Diaz, that if the U.S. decides to deport her, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – CEO James McNerny of the Boeing Corporation, stated during a press conference that no one in the Quality Control […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several Martians stated that they were depressed and wished they never would have migrated to this planet […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Murchison Falls National Park, Uganda – A local myth was proven when a photographer captured the evidence. A full grown hippopotamus charging at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The controversial, and world famous Lady Gaga’s fan base continues to grow. As more and more people expect and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arizona – A Taco Bell owner near the Arizona border has decided to no longer protest the new state immigration law, after […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa says that he will soon put a stop to the nightly sound of gunfire in the […]