Dear Blake, I’m 25 years old and really attractive. On a scale of 1 to 10, most men will consider me a 10. To be […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Unfortunately I was sued in small claims early this week, and I was ordered to pay medical costs of a Jack-in-the-Box employee for the second […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 92 years old and I still drive. My children and grand children regularly tell me that they don’t want me behind the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My doctor told me I was a hypochondriac. I told her that’s probably be accurate because I was sick of her too! (Yeah I’m mentally […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My best friend and I love playing our music. But when he told me that he paid $500.00 to move his grand piano across […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I read your hilarious advice column every weekend. I also love “Life through Blake’s eyes…” and I never miss reading that one either. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have four close friends that are constantly late to wherever we are suppose to meet. I’m always prompt, they’re always at least […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I personally do not believe women with children should be licensed to repair computers. This one lady came over my house, took my computer […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband has the worst smelling feet in the world! Within a couple of minutes of him taking his shoes off, an entire […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was walking past a clothing store in a mall when I saw a group of guys inside using some very foul profane language. When […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After several months of me making a request, the choir director of my church finally let me sing solo. And to my surprise, we got […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, All of my grown children regularly come to my home unannounced and stay for extended periods of time. I love my kids, but […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The first job I ever had, was working at McDonald’s. One day I made a hamburger that was so perfect, I broke into tears. My […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I quit my job almost three years ago and I have been living in the streets. My friends and family are ashamed of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 19 years old and I have a lot of friends that don’t have a clue of what’s going on politically and in […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I went on a date with a trapeze artist after the circus came to town when I used to live in Chicago a long time […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The dense thick wool on a wooly mammoth was once thought to be more than adequate to keep it warm while it existed during the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am at my wits end with my grandchildren. Every time they come over for a visit, they break something. It’s really frustrating, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a 22 year old single woman. I want to get married, but only to a wealthy man because I never want to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was standing in line at a bank, when a man standing in front of me started bragging about the custom diamond studded Rolex watch […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am in a real dilemma. I recently became Facebook friends with a guy I used to have a crush on when we […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have been on a quest as of late. I have secretly been following my ex-girlfriend everywhere she goes, and I’ve even hacked into her […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I want to take a vacation, but I don’t have much money. I’m a risk taker, and I want do something that can […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have OCD (Obsessive-compulsive disorder), and in the past few years, I have displayed some uncontrollable rage anytime my clothes weren’t spaced evenly in my […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I met a lady during a business trip about a year ago, and I’m now involved in a long distance relationship. We talk […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I always take carry-out from Chinese restaurants, so I finally decided to actually stay and enjoy a meal. I know they eat with chopsticks, so […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A little known secret that I have shared with very few people, is that I used to date Tina Turner. I can still remember when […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Mardi Gras is next week. I’ve never been to New Orleans, thus I know nothing about the holiday or that city’s culture. Please […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 7 years old and the youngest of three girls. My older sisters are 20 and 15 and they won’t ever play with […]
Life through Blake’s eyes
I recently went out for the first time and bought some goldfish because I haven’t had a pet in a long time. I figured I […]
Blakes Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been married for 46 years, and one of my favorite passions is sewing. However, my husband has criticized everything that I’ve […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last month my arrogant conceited cousin that always brags about how marketable his skills are, told me that he easily recently landed a white collar […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that is an extremely private person, and he also owns his own company. Which is why I was shocked […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 15 years old in the 9th grade and I have no aspirations other than being a wife and mother someday. My friends […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A neighborhood bully when I was a teenager in Chicago, had an insensitive habit of tackling and destroying snowmen that children took hours to build. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a retired a policeman from Los Angeles, and I am very frustrated with my garden. I must be doing something wrong because […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I’m not sure, but I think I might have gotten ripped off. I just paid by credit card, $500.00 to take some online college courses. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am 6 years old and in the first grade. A boy in my class is so mean to me. He puts marks […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went to the Library of Congress, just to get a single question answered. Because I have often heard people say that they have […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I live in the most boring city in America… by far. And what’s worst is our laughable, pathetic baseball team that breaks my […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I did something really dumb a few weeks ago. I ordered a magic carpet directly from some Arabian Knights in Baghdad and I paid $2200.00 […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m an 8th grader with an exceptional memory! All of my friends are impressed with it, but it really irritates me when my […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My brother is currently wanted by the police and FBI, and there’s a large reward being offered for info that leads to his […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Bite your tongue? Break a leg? Knock yourself out? What’s up with these sadistic clichés encouraging people to injure themselves? No wonder this country is […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
More and more people are embracing the dangerous act of building climbing. Has music in elevators gotten so irritating, that this is now considered an […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a junior in high school and I’m on the wrestling team. I really want to excel in this sport with a more […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was doing some shopping the other day, when I got ripped off. Some guy distracted me, while another guy stole two of the items […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am 47, a mother, a wife, and I’m sick of these bitterly cold winters! Even though mine and my husband’s families have […]