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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey said his wife and most of his children supported Hillary Clinton in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The police have arrested an unnamed Broadway performer on stage, during…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton lamented that “they were never going to let me…

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Art by Mike Barr  (1 of 5)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I finally made the decision to further my education with a master’s degree. At present, I have one…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be WiFi in hell. After thinking about it, I told…

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I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I now live in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been reading your advice column for years. Do you ever get concerned about giving some advice,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I dreamt I was at a concert, and Mick Jagger was…

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AN ABANDONED UMBRELLA

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Two boys tried to steal pizza delivery car but could not drive stick. Miguel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Al Sharpton who has rarely been seen in public since November of 2016,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Dozens of gang members, some of whom belonged to the notorious MS-13 gang, were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of democrats seeking office in November for governor, senator, congressman, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Thousands of Google staff have been speaking out against the company’s work for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) is urging Democrats to go to the polls, and made…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tom Brady found himself unwittingly pulled into another Trump controversy as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – The low-cost carrier Allegiant Air is under fire following a “60 Minutes” investigation…

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