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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 47-year-old son is employed at a prestigious university. His position involves a considerable amount of travel. Over…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

An interesting thing happened today while I was conducting my morning walk. Someone named “Pandora”, left a mysterious looking box…

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HEAVEN’S VERY SPECIAL CHILD A meeting was held so far from earth It was the time for another birth The…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work in an expensive store that closes at 9 p.m. Clients often walk in here two minutes…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I live on the west coast, and I’ve heard of every major body of water out here, from the Colorado…

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INTERGALACTIC DREAMS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Democrats have finalized their campaign slogan heading into the last months before the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Supporters of Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters reportedly burned and stomped on an American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Scott Wallace, a liberal millionaire candidate running for Congress in Pennsylvania, has given millions…

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Wild horses in Duelmen, Germany.

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BREAKING NEWS – Ellicott, Maryland – “It was one of the worst cases of road rage we have ever seen,”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sentosa, Singapore – During the historic meeting between North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and U.S. President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Williamston, Michigan – Father Jonathan Wehrle, 67, was accused of embezzling millions of dollars from a Michigan…

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A VERY BLUE DOCK

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Medical records have been leaked, after a 911 call was made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Muncie, Indiana – An Indiana couple was arrested after their two toddlers were found wearing dirty diapers…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joe Lieberman, the former Democratic senator, appealed to voters in New…

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BANDERA, TEXAS

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement blasted San Francisco over its sanctuary policy that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Probolinggo, East Java, Indonesia – People are seen preparing to catch offerings thrown by members of the…

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