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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Forest Grove, Oregon – An Oregon father who reported a home robbery in March, admitted he made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – New York Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez weighed in on billionaire Robert F. Smith’s offer…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – The United States Postal Service is going autonomous, at least for a couple…

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Gemini  ~  May 21 – June 21Symbol: TwinsElement: AirSign Ruler: MercuryLucky Color: YellowLucky Number: 7 

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren offered to be a matchmaker in order to help one user “figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – Collegeville, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby’s wife, Camille Cosby, has not visited him once during his eight months…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New York Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a religious reference on a bill she…

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A WEEKEND AWAY FROM CITY LIFE

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been dating my boyfriend for six months, and in many ways he’s a great guy. One…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the scariest moments of my life was when I went camping, and I woke up in the middle…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work two jobs and took time off from my second job so I could watch my four…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine got out of bed last night, and stepped on a clock she accidentally knocked over, leaving…

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The Preakness

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former New York congressman and estranged husband…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Denver mayoral candidate Jamie Giellis stumbled badly when asked on a live Facebook program…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After nearly half a year of hemming and hawing, Mayor Bill…

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(5 of 5) America’s amazing mega-monuments… that were never built. From the Statue of Liberty to the Lincoln Memorial, America…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Elizabeth Warren turned down a Fox News invitation for a televised…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – A Philadelphia father is under investigation this week after police say his five-year-old son…

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