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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton predicted that President Trump will “wholesale fire people” following…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania – One week before her spouse is scheduled to be sentenced as a convicted sexual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now saying there is evidence regarding Brett Kavanaugh allegedly sexually…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fayetteville, North Carolina – Megachurch televangelist Joel Osteen is now receiving criticism for going to North Carolina…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Julie Chen is leaving her duties as a co-host of “The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Newspaper Publishers Association honored Rep. Maxine Waters with a National Leadership Award….

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, Maine – A convicted murderer escaped from a Maine prison, with authorities confirming it was the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., on Thursday threw a cryptic curveball at Brett Kavanaugh, insinuating…

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BREAKING NEWS – Terra Bella, California – More than a dozen students were evaluated after a classmate brought two cocaine-filled…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When I was a teenager, there were many times when I made things awkward. It continues today. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew in Chicago was recently stopped and questioned by a couple of officers on patrol, in regards to a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I own a hardware store, and here’s my issue. When did it become someone’s right to walk into…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A cousin of mine told me that when it was made public that he pushed several metal cabinets out of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The editorial board of the Washington Post has declared that President Trump is “complicit”…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – King Tut was an Egyptian pharaoh of the 18th dynasty (ruled c. 1332–1323 BC in…

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