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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 7 years old and in the 3rd grade. My parents argue nonstop daily, and I hate…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to my cousin, explaining to him that it’s easy to remember what president is on the $1…

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Firefighters that reject Jesus Christ, will be very frustrated in hell.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I really hope that you can help me. My friends tell me that you are the best. However,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I use my GPS and miss a turn, it often begins yelling, repeatedly calling me a “stupid idiot”. I…

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THE MYSTERIOUS KID WITH A TEDDY BEAR

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Hasbro, the maker of the real-estate-trading board game, has announced the results of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Susan Rice, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, said in an opinion piece…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA is now reporting that all four of the 16-inch wide solid aluminum wheels…

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LONELY IN THE MOONLIGHT 

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – People were shocked today when Shaquille O’Neil came out as a flat earther,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Union, New Jersey – A civil lawsuit has been filed against the Smarties Candy Company for false…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sears, who has been around since 1886, has announced that they might not have…

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PARTY GUY

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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – A defense attorney in his closing arguments emphasized that the prosecution never produced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The federal government’s dietary guidelines urge adults to consume at least three cups of…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason has crashed a multi-million dollar McLaren F1 GTR.  The…

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PARTY GIRL

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Navy as well as the Oceanography Society have confirmed that due to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady’s missing ─ and apparently stolen ─ game jersey has…

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