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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – Former President Barack Obama endorsed Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in his reelection effort…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – In the latest effort to combat the growing homelessness crisis in San Francisco,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden spent almost $2 million more than his presidential campaign raised in the…

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Dinghy on a lake with fall foliage near Kennebunkport, Maine

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – It’s official: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., is a veritable icon —…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least three members of the “Squad” of far-left freshman members of Congress will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced that she plans on dropping leaflets…

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ASCENDING BEAUTY

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Mayor Bill de Blasio is back in the public…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hunter Biden broke his silence in his first televised interview since his overseas…

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BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., got emotional as she discussed how climate change affected her…

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A FOGGY FOREST

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said religious institutions should be stripped of their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA is making preparations for sending humans back to the Moon by 2024 and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Rose McGowan called out Hillary Clinton over a report that Clinton’s publicist told…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am taking my six year old son trick-or-treating for the first time this upcoming Halloween. Do you…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The other day, I was thinking about the names of various cities in this country. Baton Rouge got it’s name…

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Meanwhile, Saul was still breathing out murderous threats against the Lord’s disciples. He went to the high priest and asked him for…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My significant other and I recently bought an old farmhouse. We have been together for five years and…

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