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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My fiancé and I are being married next month in a private ceremony. We’re having a small family/closest…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A new neighbor of mine rejected my offer to come to church this Easter because we “believers” are inspired by…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 8-year-old daughter is seriously allergic to most animals, including cats and dogs. Even a little fur sets…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I guess some things are unavoidable. Even if airplanes existed 2000 years ago, and Jesus wanted to avoid having to…

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Taurus  ~  April 20 – May 20Symbol: BullElement: EarthSign Ruler: VenusLucky Color: PinkLucky Number: 6

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BREAKING NEWS – Albuquerque, New Mexico – A woman was arrested after stealing an ambulance from a New Mexico hospital…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the release of the “Mueller Report”, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she’ll sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Nipsey Hussle has received what seems like an unprecedented amount of love from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Windy City’s murder rate dropped in 2018, but is still has a long…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – As Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli prepare to fight the charges…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – A California elementary school teacher Rebecca Friedrichs who sued the state’s teachers’ association,…

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Then the Jewish leaders took Jesus from Caiaphas to the palace of the Roman governor. By now it was early…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli didn’t think they broke any laws in…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Officials at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) are evaluating how to best address…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx described “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett as a “washed…

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Jesus’ trial before the SanhedrinMark 14:53-65 and Matthew 26:57-67

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Pop singer Cher seemed to do an about-face on the immigration issue, questioning…

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