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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a guy in my last year in college, majoring in computer science. I live with my mother,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Washington, D.C. a few years ago, I asked a tour guide where should I go if…

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Libra  ~  September 23 – October 23 Symbol: Scales Element: Air Sign Ruler: Venus Lucky Color: Brown Lucky Number: 3

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Christian numerologist David Meade claims that the world will end tomorrow when “Planet X”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mesa, Arizona – A patriotic parent in, got her fourth-grade child moved to a different class after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former senator and Secretary of State John Kerry said he has no plans to…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (5 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell’s goes ballistic, fuming about earpiece malfunctions, while blasting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon said the company is reviewing their website algorithm after reports surfaced that certain…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an interview with NPR’s Terry Gross, Hillary Clinton said she wouldn’t rule out…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (4 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – Fresno, California – Pamela Chimienti is the mother of Ryan Flores who police said attempted to rob…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton has finally begun her “Who’s Left To Blame Tour”. In each city,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wayne, New Jersey – Toys ‘R’ Us, the big box toy retailer struggling with $5 billion in…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (3 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has boldly stated that ESPN will face the “wrath”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eleven-year-old yard services entrepreneur Frank Giaccio locked down his biggest client ever, mowing the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton rejects the idea that a June 2016 meeting between her husband, former…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (2 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer  

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Jesse Jackson told fellow clergy that President Donald Trump…

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