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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., defended former Vice President Joe Biden during her weekly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Melrose, Massachusetts – A “tornado of poop” hit residents in Massachusetts after an underground blockage caused raw…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren has added “gay and lesbian couples”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Vatican is considering ordaining married men in the Amazon region to help counter…

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Evening Rains Downtown ~ by Jeremy Mann

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, said in an interview that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I allowed nuns and priests to kiss his papal ring during his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Elizabeth Warren beat Bernie Sander in a progressive New Hampshire straw poll, and…

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STORM CLOUDS OVER CAPITOL HILL

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My brother-in-law has always been a bully and a chronic liar. It has torn our family apart. He’ll…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I love archery, and I was recently practicing with my bow and arrow on a farm. Many of the animals…

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For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now—and never to be equaled…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I supervise a man that is lazy, and his work is so sloppy he should have been fired…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While driving through Arizona, I had a very unusual experience. I stopped at a town to get some gas and…

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Cancer  ~  June 22 – July 22Symbol: CrabElement: WaterSign Ruler: MoonLucky Color: GreenLucky Number: 2 

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BREAKING NEWS – Roanoke, Virginia – Rare wave clouds spotted in the skies over Virginia. A woman captured the moment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Despite the fact that politicians like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren have made it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Georgia – A Georgia man convicted of a 1996 shotgun slaying maintained he “ain’t never took…

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Early in the morning in midtown Manhattan.

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