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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m recently married to my second wife. We have a great relationship, but I feel like she has…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While boarding a plane on a recent flight, I noticed that the cockpit door was open. One man in there…

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Jesus wept. John 11:35

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been happily married (for the most part) to my husband of 40 years. He is a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently went camping with a few friends of mine, and while out in the woods, I almost got into…

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THE TRUMPETER

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Vice President Joe Biden referenced record players while answering a question during Thursday’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Presidential candidate Andrew Yang plans to give more Americans $1,000 a month as he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Joe Biden drew instant ridicule for making a stunning argument during Thursday night’s debate…

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The continuous rise of artificial intelligence…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said living close to your place of work should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Triple Crown winner Justify failed a drug test in California just two months before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate and spiritual guru Marianne Williamson was caught on tape saying conservatives and…

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A VERY PEACEFUL LAKE

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – One of America’s most recognizable board games is getting an upgrade. Hasbro is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Joe Biden continues to pile up the gaffes while campaigning, with his latest one…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rachel, Nevada – The California man behind the viral “Storm Area 51” event on Facebook that may…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson, a 2020 presidential hopeful and author, said she’s discovered…

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