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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A man is facing deportation after being arrested while making a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rachel Campos-Duffy called on House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to leave…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Kathy Griffin took a vicious new swing at the first lady over the immigration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tecumseh, Michigan – Stephanie Jass, 48, pleaded guilty in Lenawee Circuit Court to a charge of unauthorized…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Recent social media posts by tourists visiting San Francisco casts a troubling light…

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BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Georgia – A Georgia grandmother claims she strangled a rabid bobcat to death after it jumped…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a teetotaler. As frequently happens when a group of friends share a meal together at a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I heard a story about two college students who were roommates at seminary, that rarely got along. One day they…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love my grandchildren. My problem is, my daughter expects me to baby-sit at the snap of a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt Superman was flying over an expressway that was being repaired…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – Using mathematical models, astrophysicists simulated how various alien civilizations might rise and fall…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi was asked who would she want in office if she was held…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Shortly after blasting President Trump’s immigration policies as a “form of torture,” a top…

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BREAKING NEWS – McLean, Virginia – Comedian Kathy Griffin criticized fellow comedian Kevin Hart for not making fun of President…

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