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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Urbandale, Iowa – In Joe Biden’s latest gaffe, he places the  assassinations of  Dr. Martin Luther King…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A New York City condominium owner illegally converted his one-unit apartment…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Massachusetts senator and 2020 Democrat Elizabeth Warren was seeing double after meeting her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – Speaking at a bookstore, Dr. Jill Biden urged voters on to consider the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lake Worth, Florida – A kinkajou – a tree-dwelling mammal with a prehensile tail – scurried into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden remains the clear front-runner in the race for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – Joe Biden’s latest gaffe on the campaign trail was mistakenly recalling the location of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – The suspect accused of shooting six police officers during an hours long standoff in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez brushed off a tweet from President Trump on claiming she envied…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 69-year-old divorcee who was married for 48 years. The last 25 years were very lonely….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Something I just learned from watching the National Geographic Channel, is that lions in zoos are fed mostly horse meat….

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CREATION TIMELINE IN GENESIS Day 1 – The heavens and the earth (it was empty) Day 2 – God made…

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Dear Blake, Please help settle a debate, and let me know if I am right or wrong. Is it rude…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a surgeon. The last time I saw him, he was working on a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A large painting of former President Bill Clinton wearing a blue…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – As thousands of residents of New Jersey’s largest city received bottled water this…

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