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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington,D.C. – Discounted tickets for at least nine “An Evening with The Clintons” events have appeared on…

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BREAKING NEWS – West Mifflin, Pennsylvania – Kelsey Sturm gave birth when she pulled into a Taco Bell parking lot…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City,New York – NBC News and MSNBC host Chuck Todd openly fantasized on about how…

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WINTER IN POLAND

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City,New York – The Wall Street rule for the #MeToo era is now avoid women…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington,D.C. – Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez complained about voters being influenced by the “pulpit on…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco,California – Free-agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick reportedly would play for the Washington Redskins, or any team,…

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THE SECRET CHRISTMAS TREE

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Crazy question, but a serious one. Christmas is coming,so please answer quickly. When carolers come to the door,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has been a watch repairmen for years, told me he recently quit his job. He…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I gave birth to my daughter three months ago, after 44 grueling hours of labor. My mother, assuming…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday when I was entering my home, the key got stuck in the doorknob. After I realized that I couldn’t…

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SNOWFALL AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential candidates currently in Congress are unsure whether to support President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – #MeToo and NOW (National Organization of Women) have joined forces and are now encouraging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Democratic state Sen. Daniel Kagan, whom female colleagues had accused earlier this year of…

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Carol of the Bells  Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, throw cares away Christmas is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Clothing and fashion company Rosegal defends their latest item, the “Retro Elbow Drawstring Mask…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – John Dingell, a former Michigan Democratic congressman who served nearly 60 years in office,…

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