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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a young woman who, for years, went to my aunt and uncle’s house for Thanksgiving. Every year,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

People should learn patience. I recently got on a crowded elevator that repeatedly malfunctioned. For some unknown reason, it would…

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Nothing Gold Can Stay by Robert Frost Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat and likely 2020 presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris drew fury after comparing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – “Monopoly for Millennials” — the recently released version of the classic board game…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Jim Acosta is now threatening to go on a hunger strike until he…

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FALL COLORS IN CANADA

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Michael Avenatti, the lawyer for adult film actress Stormy Daniels who says she…

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BREAKING NEWS – College Park, Georgia – Televangelist Creflo Dollar who famously asked his followers to help buy him a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Brian Kemp announced his official resignation as secretary of state as he prepares to…

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AUTUMN IN THE 1960’S

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BREAKING NEWS – Gisborne, New Zealand – Stan Lee, the comic book mastermind who changed the landscape of the superhero…

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BREAKING NEWS – Strasbourg, France – While addressing the European Parliament, German Chancellor Angela Merkel stated, “We have to work…

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BREAKING NEWS – Simpsonville, South Carolina – Lottery officials in South Carolina said the winner of the $1.5 billion Mega…

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THE LAST LEAVES… LEAVE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is still currently outraged that Jim Acosta no longer has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Stacey Abrams’ campaign filed a federal lawsuit asking a judge to delay vote certifications…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – The Texas State Board of Education will vote on whether to eliminate major historical…

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A DISTANT BRIDGE

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – After President Trump touched down in France, he immediately took a shot at President…

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