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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding a public apology from President Trump, for a comment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Yielding to pressure by the ACLU, Hasbro announced that they will be selling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now alleging that parents who try to prevent their children from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – The ACLU has joined Bernie Sanders in a class action lawsuit that he filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is trying to get a law passed that a baby cannot exit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to file a lawsuit against Hallmark, alleging “traditional and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – U.S. soldier Sgt. 1st Class Ikaika Kang reportedly tried to help ISIS acquire a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The politically correct ACLU has now decided that the slavery of blacks was so…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now filed a class action lawsuit against clothing stores nationwide on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Asheville, North Carolina – A pregnant woman was caught on video ramming her car into a man…

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BREAKING NEWS – Perth, Australia – An AirAsia flight headed for Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia was forced to turn back to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Jeff Sessions has issued a memo directing federal prosecutors to vigorously purse…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has announced that they will be monitoring pool halls nationwide in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boca Raton, Florida – Fatima Milanovic, 46, tried to dupe the owner of ECJ Luxe Collection in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is lobbying for a law to get passed to prevent the recent…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The number of people illegally crossing the U.S. southern border has dropped 40 percent…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Every inmate in the Indiana Department of Corrections (IDOC) prison system may be the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Walmart wants to deploy in-store drones. Tired of searching far-flung corners of a big…

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BREAKING NEWS – Titusville, Florida – Sheriff Wayne Ivey in central Florida is giving the search for criminals a creative…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The U.S. Soccer Federation added a new policy to its bylaws requiring players to…

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