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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has just announced that they believe the game “Uno” is anti-Hispanic, because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has persuaded an increasing amount of teachers not to give grammar school…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and PETA are now challenging the state of Texas in regards to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A California Department of Motor Vehicles employee slept three hours a day on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Michelle Booker-Hicks said she didn’t think twice about shooting a would-be carjacker when the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now determined that the phrase “white knuckles” is racist, because it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Finally yielding to pressure from the ACLU to rename any dog breed that has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration’s plan to release a suspected American ISIS fighter caught in Syria…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – The USS Arizona Memorial which was sunk by Japanese airplanes December 7, 1941 at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A member of the notorious MS-13 street gang known as “Animal,” who admitted to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – A Florida man was arrested after police said he climbed a piece of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Modesto, California – A California 7-Eleven said it found a way to keep panhandlers and loiterers from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Two boys tried to steal pizza delivery car but could not drive stick. Miguel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has announced that if President Trump goes through with his plans to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – The suspected serial bomber who killed two people and terrorized Austin, Texas, for three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kennesaw, Georgia – As the gun control debate rages on, one Georgia town has a local law…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – A 21-year-old illegal immigrant who was allowed to stay in the U.S. under…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – The ACLU is outraged that during the false alarm for a missile attack in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Attica, New York – The convicted cop killer David Sweat, 37, who famously escaped from the Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – The city of brotherly love is one step closer to getting rid of bulletproof…

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