A friend of mine used to work at the U.S. Mint making coins. He was fired because he was accused of being a shapeshifter, and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 24 and not where I want to be in life. I have goals and dreams I would like to accomplish. However, my […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I knew it would eventually happen. This week, I finally saw an adult grand piano, as opposed to a… uh never mind.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I heard my old high school boyfriend was arrested. It made the news. I hadn’t seen or heard from him in more than […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently bought a ten speed, but now I’m taking it back. This bike seemed to have a mind of its own. It would intentionally […]
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Dear Blake, My husband loves cooking for the family. Unfortunately, he’s a horrible cook. My kids hate what he prepares, so most of the food […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Nike has sent me a cease an desist letter regarding a new business I started, and I don’t understand why. I am trying to market […]
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Dear Blake, A month ago, when I invited a co-worker to a concert happening next month, he was so excited to go. But we had […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My next door neighbor collects coins, and he’s involved with a lady that also collects coins. He said they don’t have any commitment to each […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My friend dresses like a slob. We were on a cruise and went to dine in one of the upscale restaurants on the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A chicken that refused to answer to police why it was crossing the road, was arrested and lead away in hen-cuffs.
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Dear Blake, Is there any way to end the “holiday newsletter”? Every Christmas, I get one from a particular family member, which invariably includes a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was single, I was very cautious on whom I dated. One lady that I went out with, told me she constantly saw invisible […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I live with my best friend and his younger son. We get along well, but my friend’s older son is a meth and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine recently dropped a very heavy object on his foot, and now he walks using crutches. I told him that because of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, When my husband and I married a year ago, I dropped my health insurance plan and joined his family plan, since he also […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine that works at a bar, told me that he stumbled while carrying a tray full of drinks. “What happened after that?” […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, One of my family members is a loner. I’m the closest relative to them. They invite my children and me over for holiday […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I told my wife that I did not like any of the hotels she meticulously picked out for our vacations, she referred to me […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Some of my friends think I’m weird, but I really, really love having my kids home from school. Summers and school breaks are […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I’m thinking about writing a mystery, where an elusive killer, takes the life of performers in Broadway plays, every time the curtain is lowered between […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, A nephew attended college but didn’t graduate with his class because he fell short of a credit, and some years later completed the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The Count from Sesame Street got candid about him and his wife unable to have children. After the doctor told him that he was close […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have lived in my apartment for nine years. When I moved in, I met a woman who moved in about the same […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I hate riding on crowded elevators, so there is a simple tactic I’ve used to clear it out. As I am about to get on […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I love to travel, yet I loathe traveling with my husband. He gets anxious and extremely mean on the days leading up to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
One of my neighbors who is an infertility specialist, recently lost his license and was arrested for scamming a lot of his patients. He told […]
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Dear Blake, I’ll soon be 40, and I still have no idea what I want to be when I “grow up.” I don’t know what […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I heard about this bull falling in love with a cow. He often referred to her as his suede-heart.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 26 and not currently in a relationship. I don’t have many friends. I’d like to have more, and I try. I wasn’t […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Once again, the Olympics has rejected my latest suggestion for a new track and field event. This time they didn’t bother even given me a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I was invited to the wedding of my friend’s daughter, “Alexa.” Alexa and her fiance’s registry requested only money to go toward a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was recently trying to enter into a building, a truck was blocking the main entrance. I was tempted to say something to the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My girlfriend of 17 years is constantly coming at me looking for an argument lately. I can’t figure it out for the life […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine works the U.S. Census Bureau, and he told me that he has statistics on almost everything. He asked if I knew […]
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Dear Blake, I have a young adult neighbor who is a talented mechanic. He builds model autos and tries them out up and down our […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My neighbor who is a dwarf, told me that anytime someone asks her to do them a favor, she always says “no”. She said her […]
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Dear Blake, My wife constantly gaslights me. We have four children (ages 1, 3, 4 and 6), and we both work full-time. However, I pull […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine went to a grocery store and was caught trying to steal some meat. When the police arrived, they arrested him and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, How do I get my mother-in-law to stop dropping by without calling first? My husband and I have been married for 26 years. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My neighbor wears a hearing aid. He told me that he wanted to create an organization that addressed the phobias of people that are hearing […]
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Dear Blake, I’m 24, and I am getting married in a few months, and half of my bridesmaids recently colored their hair unnatural colors. Their […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend recently got fired from his job as a golf caddy. He said the person he was caddying for was offended when he missed […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have two grandkids — a 4-year-old granddaughter, “Emily,” and a 2-year-old grandson, “Earl.” My husband is not blood-related to them. He treats […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Something that I have always wondered regarding unborn babies. When they want nourishment, can they eat wherever they want to, or do they have to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am having an issue with the lady who lives above me. I moved into my apartment a month ago because it seemed […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I just heard about a new plaza opening up, where every single business must sell a product that helps upset stomachs. The shopping center is […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 26, and I have never been in a long-term relationship. I have used dating apps and have dated several times, but nothing […]