Last week, I was standing in front of the concession stand at a movie theater, buying something to eat. After making the purchase, I turned […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a dear friend whose husband passed away six years ago. They had a 45-year marriage with plenty of ups and downs. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes
The male bathroom yelled to the female bathroom, “What do you mean you’re pregnant? I thought you had your tubs tied!”
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago’s new mayor Brandon Johnson took issue with a reporter for using the phrase ‘mob action’ to describe a […]
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Dear Blake, I’ve been seeing “Ronald” for a little more than a year. He’s nine years older than I am, and we don’t really have […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend told me that there was a network, where the journalists didn’t wear any clothes and were completely naked. I didn’t believe him, but […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, A year ago, my landlord asked me to move out of an apartment that I loved. I could no longer afford the rent, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine works at a high school in a district that focuses on teaching art. Because they didn’t attract any gifted students, they’re […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 40-year-old daughter has never grown up. Until recently, she relied on her grandmother to make ends meet. Her grandmother passed away, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My next door neighbor was cop at the local police department, and I haven’t seen him or his squad car for months. One day I […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m an attractive, fit and emotionally intelligent 43-year-old woman who has been divorced for almost eight years. I have dated during that time, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s an English teacher, and he told me everytime he says certain letters of the alphabet, he gets intense […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a dear friend of more than 30 years who has a bad habit of being extremely nosy. She says it shows […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The phrase “liar liar, pants on fire”, is used to question the accuracy of a statement someone makes. However, if you end up in hell, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I recently met this guy at a private event. We got to talking, and he gave me his social media information. We have […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Well, there’s one store I will never shop at again. The last time I went there, I asked one of the employees for the location […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a nurse who still works full time. Most of my peers are retired. Several of them I’ve started to avoid at all […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While in space I wonder how people from NASA tie their shoes. I wonder if the strings are tied in astro-knots.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a sister-in-law, “Helen,” who has appointed herself as the final word on all family events. No other relative has any input […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A childhood friend of mine that is now a career criminal, got himself into a lot trouble recently. He shoplifted some footwear from a store […]
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Dear Blake, I married a wonderful, thoughtful man 30 years ago. His family accepted me and were very kind, with the exception of his mother. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Once again, my nephew has proven that he is one of the dumbest criminals in history. He pointed a gun at a victim during lunch […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a single, retired woman on a fixed budget. I love to cook and entertain. I would do it more often if several […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I had a very unusual experience when I was at KFC a few days ago. I told them that I wanted a two-piece dinner, and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have an ongoing dilemma with my sister. She often plans vacations for us to take together and springs them on me out […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My next door neighbor is an atheist and he loves his backyard swimming pool. He asked me if there would be any swimming pools in […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My co-workers and I go out to lunch once a week. We used to take turns driving, but one co-worker is so genuinely […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I just discovered an interesting fact about chickens. Some of them have respiratory problems when they breathe in, and it gets even worse when they […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been married 28 years. I love my husband, but one thing really bothers me. I have told him time and time […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that works at a bakery. She used to wear her hair in a variety of styles, but since she […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a dilemma. A decadeslong friendship ended last year after an unfortunate, painful event. I have items he loaned me. What do […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A childhood friend of mine got convicted of a crime, and will be incarcerated until he dies. But he told me that because of his […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m married to a wonderful man, but his driving is very stressful for me. He usually drives 10 to 30 miles over the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s a lumberjack. He always gets upset when he goes to his computer and he can’t “log” in. What […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have concerns regarding guests over my house. Whether they are friends or family members, no one who ever visits me, comes back […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently bought some pants from a clothing store. I was told by the clerk that they were wrinkle free. After I wore them a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine who never graduated from high school, was recently hired at a store that sells linen. She said she aced […]
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Dear Blake, I have been married for over 20 years and my husband is a great guy. But he does two things that drives me […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mind that often bets me a soft drink, that I can’t come up with a joke within 20 seconds of […]
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Dear Blake, I’ve been married 33 years. A year ago, my husband started wearing girls’ frilly socks and pink nail polish — the pinker, the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend told me that his wife hates it when pills begin to accumulate on their old or substandard sheets. He also said, because it […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I live in an area with a large number of dog owners who frequent the same walking trails I do. On several occasions, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My friend that lives in Boston often says how stupid her brother is, because he often misspells the state he lives in. When I told […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My narcissistic father feels entitled to do whatever he pleases. He has always insisted that since he makes the money, far more than […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine recently took a course called “Basic Comprehension”. He said everyone that passed, received an understanding ovation.
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Dear Blake, I am having a conflict with my 27-year-old daughter over watching my grandson. She thinks I should watch him every day because I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Recently, I had to intervene when two of my friends were having a heated irrational argument on what would happen if a grape stayed out […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a man who let a woman move into my house 10 years ago. She’s intelligent and said she was going to […]