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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon drivers are forced to pee in bottles, break the speed limit and face…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – E-commerce giant Amazon took to its blog to hit back at “inaccurate and misleading”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal judges dismisses a $500 million lawsuit by Hillary Clinton that she recently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Employees at Whole Foods Market say the company’s new policies have thrown their workday…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Microsoft founder Bill Gates officially got the memo that he is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Alexa manufacturer Amazon, now admits when the owner of the electronic advice is not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon wants to unlock your front door and deliver your packages when you’re not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon programming chief Roy Price has been suspended in the wake of sexual harassment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon said the company is reviewing their website algorithm after reports surfaced that certain…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is said be outraged at Amazon for lowering the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A book called “Reasons To Vote For Democrats“ by the Daily…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon has announced that when they finally start delivering packages by drones, that their…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year, some Christmas tables have been showcasing the “Hipster Nativity” scene which offers a modern twist on the classic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s newest book, “Stronger Together,” has been met with critical reviews and slow…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Electronic commerce giant Amazon, is now pulling hoverboards from their shelves amid fire reports….

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Even though alcohol can be purchased almost everywhere, you can now make spirits at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A new online business that has plans to compete with Amazon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are seen exchanging ideas for a new book they…

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