Dear Blake, I am a single man who recently turned 40. I am looking to find a wife who, like myself, has never been married […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Sneezy (one of the seven dwarfs) has amassed quite a fortune over the years, and he said he is very suspicious of any woman that […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My niece, “Elle,” and her husband, “Liam,” have been self-employed for 20 years, but due to the economy, Liam decided to go into […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A few years ago, a friend of mine had dinner with a lady on a blind date. According to him, back then women often asked […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, When a daughter is getting married, how do divorced parents sit, walk down the aisle and conduct themselves? Signed, Abigail From Baton, Rouge […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I remember a long time ago, one of my childhood friends called me from jail after he got arrested… again. He told me that while […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a 68-year-old married man with no close friends. I worked for 35 years in my family-owned bar and restaurant, until they lost […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
There are countless airlines all over the world, and I recently flew on Biblical Scriptures Airlines. And because I know the Old and New Testament […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, It seems I am a human landfill into which people dump their trauma. I’m not sure how this happened. It started three years […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I used to work at a Timex store as a security guard. I took my job serious, and during my shift, there were never any […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Four years ago, a former friend, “Karla,” offered me a nice oak side chair of hers. Karla said she had no use for […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that has always been ambitious, recently opened a store that sells nothing but fertilizer. He told me he plans […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a friend who talks nonstop. Honestly, I can put the phone down and go make a cup of tea, and she’ll […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a childhood friend of mine married a woman from Canada, and they recently had twins, two boys. When I asked what were their […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Three years ago, I discovered I was being excluded by my co-workers. I have tried to not let it bother me, but it’s […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that works for a circus, and he and his supervisor walks on stilts. They recently hired a another man […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Years ago, my spouse’s friend “Valerie” invited us to lunch. I had never met her, but had previous contact with her through email. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was recently at the dentist, and I was curious about the about the music they played, in the different rooms for the various patients. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My friends of 20-plus years bought their “dream home,” and they’re now 90 miles away. They have not cleaned the place even once […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Lawyer: Well, you got sentenced to death, but I promise you, it could’ve been a lot worse. Defendant: What could be worse than me being […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, A relative is getting married, and the RSVP date has passed. It was announced many months ago and was to be a big, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a lot of admiration for the U.S. Navy. I like the names they gave each individual aircraft carrier and battleship, but I didn’t […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Am I obligated to give people a free ride just because I am going to the same place or in the same direction? […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I think I learned my lesson. Years ago, I was told by a veterinarian not to feed my dog any dairy products, and unfortunately I […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am writing this in the hope that the man of my dreams reads it. I don’t know how to approach him. He’s […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A 9-11 dispatcher was criticized for not dispatching any police to a fight that was going on in a local Catholic church. The dispatcher explains […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, During my late teens and most of my 20s, I kept journals that filled two full spiral-bound notebooks. I kept them my entire […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that has girlfriend that is obsessed with everything being gender neutral. When he recently got into a discussion with […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a close friend who is like a brother to me. He has no family, and we are his only friends who […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend that told me he wants to be a farmer, but he is concerned about neighboring farmers failing at making a profit, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine wanted my opinion on an argument he got into with a friend of his, he went camping with. He told me […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I recently celebrated my sixth anniversary of sobriety. I keep having the same issue pop up time and time again, and I’m not […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I know a priest that is also a pretty good boxer. He said when he is in the ring, he always uses his left jab […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a friend I’ve known for 30 years. We have shared many good times together and feel like family. The problem is, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Some rookie cop recently pulled me over and gave me a ticket… that I plan to fight in court. According to him, he observed me […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a close relationship with my grandchildren and their parents. My 12-year-old grandson eats nothing except fast food and refuses everything else. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who’s a lawyer, finally got hired as a U.S. Attorney… and within a few weeks, he was fired. His mistake was, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I host holiday meals for my out-of-town family. During the last one, my cousin’s 5-year-old son ran up and down the upstairs hallway […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently visited a friend of mine that’s a chiropractor, at his job. He and his co-workers, were telling me that they regularly rip-off their […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Phillip, I live in Chicago, where our spring and summer months are slowly contracting into a three-month period. I know you can’t do anything […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine has been permanently placed on the no-fly-list by the FAA, and she said she didn’t understand why. She explained […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Our only son, who is 32, and his wife are expecting their first child. They have been married two and a half years […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine told me that every time he gets into a heated argument with his wife, she starts watching one of the countless […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, After attending a water aerobics class for three months, I have had it with the talkers in the pool. I’m not the only […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that went to a bar, before going to an appointment with an optometrist. When he finally arrived, he was […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband, “Buddy,” did some HVAC work for some friends of ours. We live in California, where it can get super warm. My […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s gifted at drawing and painting. His favorite subject, is the attire of the members in the Justice League, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I went out to eat at a fancy Manhattan restaurant with some of my siblings. One of them over-ordered and ran up a […]