Dear Blake, I have a seven year old son that refuses to stop sucking his thumb. No matter what I do, I can’t seem to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In attempt to raise revenue due to declining congregations in the United States, the Catholic church plans to purchase a chain of movie theaters… with […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a three year old son that regularly tells adults to shut up. This includes me, my husband, bank tellers, a cop […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am a little embarrassed to admit it, but I recently got arrested. The police cuffed me, took me down to the station, and detained […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have an ongoing problem that I can’t seem to resolve. My parents doesn’t like any of my three kids. Their ages are […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My neighbor was running late for work, so he asked me if I would walk his son to the 4th grade. As we were approaching […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am 17 years old and so is my boyfriend. I am really attractive and a straight “A” student. My boyfriend is the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was walking through a park when I saw a homeless person sitting on a bench. He motioned for me to come over to him […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have only been married for six months, and my wife wants a divorce. She is accusing me of being a hypochondriac (sometimes […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Some days I have some serious concerns regarding my insanity. When I came home this morning from my daily walk, I kept hearing voices and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My beloved in-laws frequently dine at our home. We love having them join us for family meals. Only one small problem prevails: They […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I openly acknowledge that I know very little about medical issues, but I have debunked an apparent myth. A friend of mine that was intoxicated, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I was in the Post Office last week when I noticed on their bulletin board a picture of a man that looks just […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After years of tireless research, I have finally completely building a time machine. For $2500.00 I will transport anyone… into the present. I am guaranteeing, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I just turned 8 years old. And I want to know, where do Easter bunnies come from? Signed, Samantha From Frankfurt, Kentucky * […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have been dating this woman who on occasion tells me that I am really stupid, and she is about five times smarter than I […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I just found out that I am pregnant. I am terrified of parenthood and so is my husband. Both of us were only […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was explaining to a friend of mine who is thinking about becoming a Christian, the importance of learning the joy of giving. I told […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, In the fall I start my senior year in high school and so does my boyfriend. My grades aren’t that great and my […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went to the doctor to get a physical and he decided that since I never had a CAT scan of my skull, maybe […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a very wealthy man, and I am head over heels in love. The woman I desire to marry has gone to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I wonder if there will be any pranksters in heaven. I think it would be funny if a new arrival actually convinced an angel that […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am congressman from the U.S. House of Representatives. I rarely go to church, because on the rare occasion that I go, I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was married, my wife would often drop hints to what she planned on doing, rather than telling me outright. I’ll never forget the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am 12 years old and I want a smart phone. Even though my parents can easily afford one, they won’t get one […]
Life through Blake’s eyes
The other day when I was on my way to the store, I saw a homeless person standing on the corner holding up a sign […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 18 years old and a senior about to finish my fourth year in high school. And even though I’m a senior, I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes
I recently heard that almost everyone who lives in California that is married, cheats on their spouse. And, after the infidelity is discovered, both people […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am very tall for a woman (6’3”) and I have been dating a man that’s 5’3”. He says the height difference doesn’t […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I went to Marie Callender’s for dinner because I was told that they have some of the best confections. After I finished the meal and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My talking parrot died a few months ago and as a pet lover, I replaced it with a dog. But here’s the problem […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have been studying and analyzing horoscopes and interviewing people that genuinely believe in this pseudoscientific system of divination, and that there is a relationship […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am the owner of a company that employees about 20,000 people nationwide, that I have no doubt that you have heard of. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was recently at the San Diego Zoo. While there, an employee was giving us some information as we walked passed the large cats exhibit, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am in a dilemma and I hope you can help. I now live in Phoenix, but I grew up in Chicago. Next […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine recently bought a pony, and he told me that he plans on entering it in the Kentucky Derby and was very […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I appreciate that my boyfriend takes care of himself, in part because he wants to look good for me, but I wish he […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Good news for two very well known historic figures. After living in hell for more than a half a century, Adolph Hitler and Joseph Stalin […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake. I am ten years old and in the fifth grade. It’s this one girl that I really like, and I follow here everywhere […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My next door neighbor told me how proud he is of his son that’s been in the Army for over a year. He said he […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a boyfriend that I have been involved with for around two years. He owns a trucking company, makes lots of money, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My church sent me to a home to pick up some people who were recently released from prison so I could bring them to church. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, For the past few months, I would go to a park around the same time every day. Lately this really attractive woman would […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I haven’t been in a library for almost 40 years, and I forgot what basic policies are. Anyway, I found a couple of novels that […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am thirty years old but I find myself really attracted to a co-worker that is almost seventy, which makes him older than […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I still feel guilty over an awful miscommunication that caused a close friend of mine that I was campaigning to get repeatedly assaulted. When he told […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 70 years old and a retired business man that was very successful. I have six kids and over 20 grandchildren that used […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
As a Christian it’s a good idea to try to memorize scriptures, just in case you need to say a quick prayer, but I must […]