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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Stacey Abrams, the Democratic candidate to be Georgia’s governor, tried to defend her $200,000…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton said President Trump’s Young Black Leadership Summit was “shameful,”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Auburn, Washington – Three young men rob a gas station convenience store as the store clerk suffers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – At Aretha Franklin’s funeral, Al Sharpton decided to address his recent misspelling of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking to a large crowd at the National Action Network,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Clearwater, Florida – Florida sheriff Bob Gualtieri responded to criticism from the Rev. Al Sharpton for not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Al Sharpton who has rarely been seen in public since November of 2016,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Former Vice President Joe Biden said Sunday that President Trump’s assertion that millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on his radio show “Politics Nation” Al Sharpton stated, “because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Clara, California – The San Francisco 49ers announced they have signed Jimmy Garoppolo to a five-year…

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BREAKING NEWS – Groom Lake, Nevada – After being denied access to Area 51, Al Sharpton is accusing the government…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Mainstream media heralds book depicting Santa Claus as a gay black man.  Mrs. Claus…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is calling President Trump getting the three UCLA players…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The day after Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o penned a powerful New York Times…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he’s ready to call for a boycott over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now accusing the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) of being racist,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers announced on Twitter that he gave tickets…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has boldly stated that ESPN will face the “wrath”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Jesse Jackson told fellow clergy that President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Sharpton celebrates 30 years of manipulating blacks and getting wealthy by doing it….

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