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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is calling President Trump getting the three UCLA players…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The day after Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o penned a powerful New York Times…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he’s ready to call for a boycott over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now accusing the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) of being racist,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers announced on Twitter that he gave tickets…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has boldly stated that ESPN will face the “wrath”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Jesse Jackson told fellow clergy that President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Sharpton celebrates 30 years of manipulating blacks and getting wealthy by doing it….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Al Sharpton’s daughter got an unexpected gift early Saturday…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the debate on the place of confederate statues in American society, liberal political…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Evangelical leaders from all over the country, laid their hands on Donald Trump’s back…

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BREAKING NEWS – Norfolk, Virginia – A federal judge on Friday tossed out two life sentences for one of Virginia’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is now criticizing the nation of Ireland, after he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Chicago Police Department warned its officers about gangs armed with high-powered weapons, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton indirectly defends the Somali pirates that have been terrorizing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton is now threatening a nationwide boycott…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Sharpton is now calling the focus on Susan Rice in regards to her…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton proudly struts through a crowd after competing in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Longga, China – Teenage girls of the Long Horn Miao ethnic minority group wear headdresses as they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a recently leaked memo sent to the Congressional Black Caucus from Al Sharpton,…

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