BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Senator Bernie Sanders hints again that he may run for president, by announcing a change he would make if […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A large balloon of London Mayor Sadiq Khan wearing a yellow bikini has been given the green light to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN’s Max Kellerman said on “First Take” that Tiger Woods’ response to questions about President Trump made him “angry.” […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Chinese state-owned company reportedly hacked former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s email server, then inserted code that forwarded […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – E-commerce giant Amazon took to its blog to hit back at “inaccurate and misleading” criticisms from Sen. Bernie Sanders, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chairman Tom Perez has announced that he plans to try to garnish the support of pro-life voters in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Liberal Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum, fresh off his upset victory in Florida’s gubernatorial primary, is being showered with praise […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for insufficient polling data used to determine the different views across the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Williamsport, Pennsylvania – After Hawaii beat South Korea in the World Series, Williamsport has announced that they will be hosting an additional […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Suspects awaiting trial in California will now have their bail eliminated, according to a bill signed by Democratic Gov. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump threatened Google in a tweet, saying the Internet giant’s search engine is biased against conservative media and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced “Today” anchor Matt Lauer is telling supporters that he’ll be back on TV. Sources told […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lanny Davis, the high-powered attorney of President Trump’s longtime “fixer”-turned-foe Michael Cohen, admitted he was an anonymous source for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine’s apparent reluctance to publicly confirm he’ll cast a “no” vote when Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Uber announces that they will now be competing with ambulance companies, in regards to transporting people […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dublin, Ireland – Pope Francis I told reporters that he “won’t say a word” about claims by a former Vatican ambassador to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Predatory funeral homes have been accused of cashing in on Chicago’s relentless crime wave by taking advantage of a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Officers from the London Fire Brigade were called to the scene to save Jessie, a turquoise and yellow Macaw […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Congressional candidate Elvira Salazar responds to House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s pitch that voters should back Democrats in November […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The city council of San Francisco is now encouraging parents of newborn babies, to regularly surround their child […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress has now earmarked funds for a new federal agency, that has been created to protect unattractive women from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile – All 34 of Chile’s Catholic bishops have submitted their written resignations to the Vatican in the latest fallout from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Delaware State University has announced that it is banning snowball fights, water guns, and super soakers, out of concern […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CNN’s April Ryan said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders should pay for a bodyguard Ryan has hired, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Savannah, Georgia – Childhood sweethearts Shelly Marquez and Kyle Burnett were set to tie the knot at the end of the summer […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The last known Nazi collaborator living in the United States — a 95-year-old former camp guard […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking to a large crowd at the National Action Network, Al Sharpton whips the crowd […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Greenfield, New Hampshire – At the Hillsborough County Democrats’ fund-raiser, adult movie star Stormy Daniels’ attorney Michael Avenatti announced that he is […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A newspaper has just been established called the “Bipolar Daily”. All of the journalists are bipolar, as well as […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts has one-upped socialist Bernie Sanders: She proposes to nationalize every major business in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The city by the bay has now passed a law, making it a felony for drivers in their […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – A Michigan state Democrat apologized after calling her democratic opponent and the rival’s campaign staff “ching-chongs” – in reference […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco’s decrepit, feces-ridden sidewalks are the residents’ No. 1 complaint — so the city’s newly elected mayor […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now saying that she never called Donald Trump to concede the race on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The transcripts of General John Kelly firing Omarosa Manigault has finally been become public. GEN. JOHN KELLY: Hi. OMAROSA […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Barcelona, Spain – Barcelonians are reportedly at their wit’s end with the wild antics of rowdy tourists, who are said to be […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBA legend Kobe Bryant’s investment in upstart sports drink brand BodyArmor spiked in value after Coca-Cola acquired a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Former Vice President Joe Biden has canceled his plans to attend Democrat Day at the Illinois State Fair this […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now accusing every network covering the 2016 election, as homophobic and sexist. “It […]
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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Democratic Rep. Keith Ellison scored a victory Tuesday night in the Minnesota primary race for the state’s attorney […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – FBI official Peter Strzok, who played a lead role in both the Russian meddling and Hillary Clinton email probes […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A custodian who was working at the Javits Center on the night when it was Hillary […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Socialists Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, have jointly announced that they want to see a law […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A copy of Hillary Clinton’s first draft concession speech, that she planned on giving the night she lost instead […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The American Kennel Club has finally persuaded Congress to consider a bill that will mandate the federal government to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Oneonta, Alabama – Public school officials in Alabama are looking to put God back into their schools through displays of the U.S. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Clearwater, Florida – Florida sheriff Bob Gualtieri responded to criticism from the Rev. Al Sharpton for not arresting a white man who […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The reviews are in and critics are very unimpressed with the new shark movie “The Meg”. The storyline revolves […]