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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – O.J. Simpson sat down for his first major interview since being released from…

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BREAKING NEWS- Houston, Texas – The widespread national anthem protests that took the NFL by storm last season will reportedly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Clara, California – The San Francisco 49ers announced they have signed Jimmy Garoppolo to a five-year…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A Harvard Law School professor and Newsweek magazine were recently mocked after uncritically suggesting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, has expressed interest in buying the North…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ndew York City, New York – New York City officials allowed former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick to…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick asked President Trump to intervene on his behalf and to help…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick reacted via Twitter to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell saying he believes…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who sparked backlash by starting the trend…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The wife of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell used a secret Twitter…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – Jemele Hill, an ESPN anchor who called for fans to boycott the NFL, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is now being criticized after he laughed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Texas) took a knee on the House floor in solidarity with NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers announced on Twitter that he gave tickets…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to sue the NFL if they attempt to enforce…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlottesville, Virginia – In the wake of the events in Charlottesville, Va., ESPN decided to pull one…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick deserves a chance to continue his NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Director Spike Lee announced he will host a rally supporting unsigned…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to an article by Vogue Magazine on the NFL, quarterbacks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – A Nevada parole board decided that O.J. Simpson should be freed after the former…

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