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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick reacted via Twitter to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell saying he believes…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who sparked backlash by starting the trend…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The wife of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell used a secret Twitter…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – Jemele Hill, an ESPN anchor who called for fans to boycott the NFL, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is now being criticized after he laughed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Texas) took a knee on the House floor in solidarity with NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers announced on Twitter that he gave tickets…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to sue the NFL if they attempt to enforce…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlottesville, Virginia – In the wake of the events in Charlottesville, Va., ESPN decided to pull one…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick deserves a chance to continue his NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Director Spike Lee announced he will host a rally supporting unsigned…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to an article by Vogue Magazine on the NFL, quarterbacks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – A Nevada parole board decided that O.J. Simpson should be freed after the former…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Shaun King, a Black Lives Matter leader and writer for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The outspoken comedian Kathy Griffin posed for a photo shoot in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady’s missing ─ and apparently stolen ─ game jersey has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sports announcer Brent Musburger is retiring at age 77. Millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Meryl Streep, who received the prestigious Cecil B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement during…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is refusing to walk back the comments he…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Bill Johnson, executive director of the National Association of Police Organizations, blasted Colin…

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