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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – U.S. soccer star Carli Lloyd’s impressive 55-yard field goal during a recent Philadelphia Eagles…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vero Beach, Florida – Three billionaires, including the owner of the New England Patriots, were arrested at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jay-Z isn’t the only person upset with Travis Scott for agreeing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LeBron James blasts NFL, calling the owners ‘old white men’ with ‘slave mentality’….

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U.S. & World History – A little known fact about a professional football team, is their team was initial called…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden who is seriously considering a 2020 presidential run tried…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, Oregon – Burgerville employees are going to have to express themselves with a little less flair…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amid an ongoing dispute between the White House and professional sports teams over national…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN.) is boycotting the upcoming NFL season over the league’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – O.J. Simpson sat down for his first major interview since being released from…

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BREAKING NEWS- Houston, Texas – The widespread national anthem protests that took the NFL by storm last season will reportedly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Clara, California – The San Francisco 49ers announced they have signed Jimmy Garoppolo to a five-year…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A Harvard Law School professor and Newsweek magazine were recently mocked after uncritically suggesting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, has expressed interest in buying the North…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ndew York City, New York – New York City officials allowed former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick to…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick asked President Trump to intervene on his behalf and to help…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick reacted via Twitter to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell saying he believes…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who sparked backlash by starting the trend…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The wife of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell used a secret Twitter…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – Jemele Hill, an ESPN anchor who called for fans to boycott the NFL, has…

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