BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Two-time Oscar-winning actress, political activist and philanthropist Jane Fonda responds to criticism that her “Jane Fonda Foundation” hasn’t […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Without warning, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSLO) recently fired 100 people from her staff, and the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After months of speculation, Khloe Kardashian is ending her four-year marriage to Lamar Odom. A spokesman for the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Young residents living in the District of Columbia are outraged at the alleged strategic move used by White House […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Elk Grove, Illinois – Collections, Etc. announces that this year their most popular item by far has been the “Boyfriend Pillow”, which […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Voters that live in the nation’s capital were outraged to learn that the local police spent over a million […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea announced Thursday it had executed the uncle of leader Kim Jong Un, declaring him a traitor […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama attempts to restrain Sunny, one of the presidential dogs after he attacked Ashtyn Gardner, 2, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Theater owners worldwide are praising the success of the number 1 movie “Hunger Games: Catching Fire”. They explained […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Johannesburg, South Africa – Local police, and security from many nations still don’t know the identity of a man that stood next […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Johannesburg, South Africa – First Lady Michelle Obama is pictured visibly angry as she sat next to the her husband, after she […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – After getting millions of complaints on Christmas Day last year, Santa Claus promises to hire some elves specifically […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Johannesburg, South Africa – President Obama raised more than a few eyebrows while speaking at Nelson Mandela’s funeral. In front of a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kerry Underwood fires back at the critics that called her singing exceptional at her live theatrical performance of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On “Fox News Sunday”, ObamaCare architect Ezekiel Emanuel was challenged over why Americans are losing access […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Many people in the audience of a recent concert at Barclays Center booed Kanye West, after […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) website showing Santa Claus delivering presents while flanked by fighter jets, has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A representative for the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) testified in court in a class action civil suit on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – Local police and the FBI raided Nike after a six month sting investigation regarding their ties to the Mafia. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The local police acknowledge that there has been a dramatic increase in publicly intoxicated snowmen, ever since 7-11 started […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Helena, Montana – According to Businessweek, the fastest growing company in America that caters to survivalists is called “Archie Bunkers”. They build […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – MSNBC host Chris Matthews fires back at his critics for saying that his recent interview with President Obama was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After arriving at the U.S. Immigration Court in Boston for a deportation hearing, a federal immigration judge ruled that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Catskills, New York – U.S. immigration officials are considering a proposal from Chinese investors to create a multibillion-dollar development in New York’s […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Martin Bashir has resigned from MSNBC, nearly three weeks after delivering a scathing personal attack on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Srinagar, India – A man stands guard over two young boys that were removed from their preschool, awaiting the arrival of their […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has confirmed the validity of a complaint filed by PETA against Blacks, Whites, Asians, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bonner Springs, Kansas – A middle school student in Kansas who wanted to promote a “See You At the Pole” prayer event […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I was momentarily speechless and motionless after Russian President Vladimir Putin issued him a challenge. Putin […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jamesport, Missouri – The Amish community files a lawsuit against the state of Missouri, after a new law was passed mandating that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – Cardinal Timothy Dolan, the popular archbishop of New York and former president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius has touted “dramatic” improvement in the functionality of the federal health […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Taylorsville, Utah – A bishop for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Utah received mixed reaction when he disguised […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU files a lawsuit against the reindeer trainers for discriminating against Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. According to the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan states that he will never again eat another gingerbread man, even though it […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – PETA praises the nation of Israel, after they began aggressive plans to eliminate the growing amount of illiterate […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – During an interview on “Sway In The Morning”, Kanye West proudly stated “I am the most impactful artist of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Long John Silver’s is under fire from Green Peace, PETA, and NOW, after being accused of causing the death […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC cancels Alec Baldwin’s talk show “Up Late” only after 46 days, due to his recent […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa’s helpers were described as “startled and visibly shaken” after he explained to them that because the North […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is pictured in Nike gym shoes speaking with Deputy National Security Advisers Tony Blinken and Ben Rhodes […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The “Stars and Stripes” newspaper that has chronicled the heroism of America’s fighting men and women since the Civil […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In reference to the 16 congressman and senators that came to the White House earlier this month, and gave […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – The manufacturers of Pinnacle Vodka announce that they will soon be coming out with a vodka flavored cinnamon […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Dennis Rodman is at the top of a list no one wants to be on. He’s […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Cook County Animal Control announce that they have a major coyote problem, after several people have recently been attacked. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Iran and six world powers reached a deal that would halt parts of Iran’s nuclear program in exchange for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – The ACLU and NOW (National Organization of Women) continue to prepare their documents for their court battle against the N.F.L. They allege […]