Dear Blake, I live on the east coast, my family lives on the west coast, and I don’t go back there that often. But over […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Yesterday I got cursed out by a homeless person when I was downtown. One of them casually approached me and began telling me how hungry […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am 24 years old and I have had 15 different jobs, and I was fired from all of them on my second […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While hanging out with a friend of mine at a bar, we actually met the very famous British group Pink Floyd. Soon after arriving, a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have twin girls that are 15 months old. They seem to communicate with each through baby talk, even though I have no […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am really tired of women stretching the truth trying to impress me. Last summer some lady was telling me that she got her really […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was talking to a neurologist who was studying a picture of a woman’s brain when I was in the library last week, and I […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I just retired from the Army, and I strongly believe in respecting U.S. laws. Currently, my girlfriend is really angry with me right […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a really shy person, and I have trouble meeting women to start a relationship. I joined Facebook, but women I’m interested in […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After doing some extensive research and analyzing patterns, I have discovered that every woman that has ever dumped me and/or kicked me to the curb, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I was born in Hawaii and have never left the state. I have never touched snow before, but I know it’s basically nothing […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I saw one of my neighbors the other day and he was walking on crutches. He told me that he had to use them for […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I live in Oregon, where public nudity is considered free speech and protected under the law. I like walking around town naked, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I never watch the WWF because the outcome of those so-called “exhibitions” are determined before the wrestlers set foot in the ring. And in the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m not a sports fan, and I never have been one. But I don’t get the title “Super Bowl”. What’s so super about […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The Winter Olympics is about to start and I maintain my position regarding the sport of curling. Basically, players slide stones across a sheet of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have read your advice column often, and here is my question. Don’t you feel that your opinion will be respected more, if […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine called me today and told me that he was in the hospital getting some staples removed from the back of his […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I work in a movie theater, and rude people are constantly texting during the film. They are clearly told beforehand that texting during […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I rarely contact the police, but earlier this week I felt compelled to. As I was walking out of my home I noticed my neighbor’s […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My next door neighbor’s daughter who leads a pretty wild life, is pregnant and will soon be giving birth. He said as soon as the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a veterinarian and I love my job. My wife thinks I’m too dedicated because I’m always at work, and she insists […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a football fan, and I’m also proud to be a liberal and a feminist. I believe in total equality of the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am currently in the hospital with a concussion, because I don’t believe in hurling empty threats. I told the voices in my head that […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I work for a very large cooperation and I have to travel a lot. Here’s the problem, I have an awful fear of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I struck up a conversation with a lawyer while I was at the courthouse downtown, waiting on a friend. He told me he was a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 12 years old and my father is a professional baseball player that you have probably heard of. I dread the coming of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My cousin called me yesterday just to brag about his parenting skills. He said he believes that he must have been a really good father […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am writing you from a padded room, because my children and siblings had me committed to a mental institution, even though there […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I know that Peter is often considered to be the most outspoken of all the disciples, but I wonder if his friends and neighbors knew […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I recently saw the video, “An Inconvenient Truth” narrated by Al Gore. Is global warming real? I cannot count the sleepless nights I’ve […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I haven’t been to my hometown Chicago, for years during the winter, but I’ll never forget the last time I was there the day after […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Another year has gone by and I don’t feel I’ve accomplished anything. I live in the same city I was born in, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My cousin that lives in Chicago called me and told me about a rare mental health condition he has been diagnosed of having. He said […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My New Year’s resolution is to try to stop saying so many dumb things on a daily basis. I consider myself to be […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I humbly apologize to all of the people that took my recent advice. In hindsight, you should always look both ways before crossing a street, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My in-laws that I don’t particularly like, are coming over on Christmas Day. The problem is, they don’t know when to leave. I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I’m always amazed at how gullible people are that never go to church. I actually convinced a neighbor of mine that on the day Jesus […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have five children, and an eight year son that disrupts the entire home every time he doesn’t get his way. This year […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Throw salami at your mommy Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Kick a cat and slash a tire Fa-la-la, la-la-la, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m six years old and I want you to help me. Last year Santa Claus did not give me the gift I wanted […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I went to a Christmas show at a church that a friend of mine invited me to. But unfortunately, three of the guys in the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My wedding 25th anniversary is in January. To celebrate it, I want to climb Mount McKinley with my wife. She is very reluctant, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After six months of intense therapy, my psychiatrist has concluded that I have a fear of phobias. (Now I’m really scared).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Twinkle Twinkle Little star How are wonder what you are Up above the world so high Like the NSA as they continue to spy (I’m […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, It’s the holiday season, but I am not in the Christmas spirit. I am a wife and a mother and I am so […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a professional pickpocket and one of the best in town so I’ve been told. I love the holiday season because there […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine that I haven’t see in a couple of years, recently called me stating how angry he was, because the community that […]