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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Decorah, Iowa – Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg is seen eating a cinnamon roll ‘like a chicken…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Federal immigration officials slammed Montgomery County, Md. officials for recently releasing an alleged child…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Joe Biden says he welcomes Michael Bloomberg into the race for the Democratic…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I want to know if I should ask my neighbor out. I’m a female, and I don’t want…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A long time ago when I was about to get married, I ran into a childhood friend of mine. I…

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UNITED STATES AIR FORCE The United States Air Force (USAF) is the aerial and space warfare service branch of the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year. He’s amazing, and I can see myself marrying…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had breakfast with my former wife yesterday, and the experience was awful! She criticized me about everything I had…

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UNITED STATES MARINES The United States Marine Corps (USMC), also referred to as the United States Marines, is a branch…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City will be gifting accused criminals tickets to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Debra Messing criticized “The View,” describing the daytime show as “irresponsible” for…

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UNITED STATES NAVY The United States Navy (USN) is the naval warfare service branch of the United States Armed Forces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden said Elizabeth Warren has an “elitist attitude” in a radio interview. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ spiking of the Jeff Epstein story draws scrutiny toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington, – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, who is eyeing the Democratic Party’s nomination in 2020, may…

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UNITED STATES ARMY The United States Army (USA) is the land warfare service branch of the United States Armed Forces….

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – California’s Prop 47 has lead to rise in shoplifting across state. It was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Roman Catholic Church is investigating how two nuns on separate charity missions to…

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