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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Disney’s new streaming service warns fans that they may encounter “outdated cultural depictions” while…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Actress Eva Green, known by many for her role as a Bond girl in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is now discouraging African-American to not see Disney’s new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Sanders, I-Vt., suggested Monday it would be “truly heroic” if Disney used the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Disney CEO Bob Iger called the handling of stars Jimmy Kimmel and Joy Behar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Inspired by the #MeToo movement, Snow White has now filed charges against Prince Charming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – Disney announces that Ms. Marvel movie, featuring a Muslim superhero, “definitely sort of in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – The former president of ESPN said he resigned from the sports network after an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Galen and Carol Haldeman are suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts over an incident…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disney’s $100 million gamble to turn the classic children’s book “A Wrinkle in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Beneficiaries of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program and their allies temporarily blocked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – As the hype continues to grow around the new live-action version of “Beauty and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi were very gleeful after they both found out that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Celebrities may not be ready to accept Donald Trump as the next president of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Fast-food chain Arby’s will soon begin testing venison sandwiches in select markets the company…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Veterans Affairs Secretary Robert McDonald on Monday compared the length of time veterans wait…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Disney World’s Hollywood Studios is set to open a themed bar inside the Twilight…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disney has done what many thought was impossible: they destroyed the Muppets. By…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The Walt Disney Co. recently bought three major plots of land near the popular…

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BREAKING NEWS – Huqoq, Israel – Stunning mosaics have been discovered during an archaeological dig of the fifth-century in northern…

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