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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – Disney announces that Ms. Marvel movie, featuring a Muslim superhero, “definitely sort of in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – The former president of ESPN said he resigned from the sports network after an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Galen and Carol Haldeman are suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts over an incident…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disney’s $100 million gamble to turn the classic children’s book “A Wrinkle in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Beneficiaries of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program and their allies temporarily blocked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – As the hype continues to grow around the new live-action version of “Beauty and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi were very gleeful after they both found out that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Celebrities may not be ready to accept Donald Trump as the next president of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Fast-food chain Arby’s will soon begin testing venison sandwiches in select markets the company…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Veterans Affairs Secretary Robert McDonald on Monday compared the length of time veterans wait…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Disney World’s Hollywood Studios is set to open a themed bar inside the Twilight…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disney has done what many thought was impossible: they destroyed the Muppets. By…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The Walt Disney Co. recently bought three major plots of land near the popular…

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BREAKING NEWS – Huqoq, Israel – Stunning mosaics have been discovered during an archaeological dig of the fifth-century in northern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Walt Disney World officials say a bronze statue of Bill Cosby is being removed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a receiving a tidal wave of complaints from people that saw a private…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The Department of Labor is now asking questions after several witnesses made statements that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – The Prime Minister Shinzo Abe is now considering closing Tokyo Disneyland at the Tokyo…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The price of a ticket at Disneyland is creeping closer to triple-digits. A single-day…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palm Springs, California – During her acceptance for the Icon award for “August: Osage County” at the…

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