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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Megachurch leader T.D. Jakes, is being accused of helping former pro athlete Deon Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago school officials have announced that they plan to close 61 school buildings, nearly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – President Obama meets Greek Orthodox Patriarch Theophilos III (3rd left) during a tour of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Castel Gandolfo, Italy – Benedict XVI gets candid with newly elected Pope Francis I. He tells him…

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EASTER EGGS  (1 of 4)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 92 years old and I still drive. My children and grand children regularly tell me that they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My doctor told me I was a hypochondriac. I told her that’s probably be accurate because I was sick of…

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                  SELF PRESERVATION

Life through Blake’s eyes…

  My best friend and I love playing our music. But when he told me that he paid $500.00 to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I read your hilarious advice column every weekend. I also love “Life through Blake’s eyes…” and I never…

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SOMEWHERE IN NEBRASKA

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama responds to the threat made by the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chandler, Arizona – Despite repeated demands by PETA, the Chamber of Commerce in Chandler, Arizona continues…

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BREAKING NEWS – Woonsocket, Rhode Island – The largest chain of pharmacies in America, CVS, is now demanding that their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA announces that the Voyager 1 spacecraft which was launched in 1977, is far…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump finally comes clean about his recent dramatic weight gain….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Recently fired Ed Schultz of MSNBC along with CNN, have filed…

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