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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A group of DREAMers, young illegal immigrants fighting to stay in the country following…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congressional Republicans once bracing for the possibility of a Democratic “tsunami” in this year’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – Conservative star Ben Shapiro spoke at the University of California at Berkeley on Thursday…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi is now feeling the heat from her heritage and upbringing. It has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democrats are on edge over Hillary Clinton’s forthcoming book that is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Woodbridge, Virginia – An MS-13 gang member on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list has been captured…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump is touting new legislation to overhaul the US immigration system, drastically…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the food stamp rolls swelled for years under the Obama administration, fresh figures…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though there are calls for Nancy Pelosi to step down as House Minority…

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BREAKING NEWS -Washington, D.C. – Democrat Nancy Pelosi is now suggesting Fox News is responsible for inflaming tensions – and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat Rep. Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly news conference that President Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The anti-Trump fervor at California’s Democratic Party their recent convention, can be summarized in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey, the former FBI director who was fired by President Trump, sent a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi broke with fellow…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump got to work exacting revenge on top Democratic lawmakers for demanding his…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Witches encouraged by Lana Del Rey gather at midnight to hex…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Rep. Dave Williams, R-Colorado Springs announced a bill that would allow victims of certain…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In another round of fake news, the New York Times quoted from a bogus…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Several towns, cities and counties around the nation are caving to President Trump’s threat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., was grilled by “Meet The…

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