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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Within moments of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing the impeachment managers to prosecute the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Soon after the United States delivered a major blow to Iran’s terror infrastructure by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., insisted that if House Speaker Nancy Pelosi does not deliver…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump calls Dems ‘Liars!’ for deeming him a security threat – and then…

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BREAKING NEWS – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi would not commit to sending the articles of impeachment against President Trump to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sought to move on from questions about impeachment during a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – During an interview on BigBoyTV, Kanye West said to James Corden that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said that he did not tell House Speaker Nancy Pelosi about the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on “AM Joy”, MSNBC contributor and former Watergate prosecutor Jill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., along with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., walked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced that she plans on dropping leaflets…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will meet today with far-left Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushed back hard against President Trump’s efforts to cast New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Partisan fighting in the House of Representatives reached a boiling point when Democratic lawmaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While the Trump administration is taking heat from Democrats as U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., defended former Vice President Joe Biden during her weekly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – John Dean, the former White House counsel to Richard Nixon and a key figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook is standing firm in its refusal to take down a doctored video…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General William Barr kidded Speaker Nancy Pelosi on about an impending vote to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker Nancy Pelosi does not believe President Trump can be removed through impeachment. According…

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