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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – Chinese President Xi Jinping promised to open the country’s economy further and lower import…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, California – Officials in California’s Orange County voted to join a lawsuit from the Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) denounced President Trump’s proposed border wall prototypes as too…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Acting ICE Director Thomas Homan had some strong words Tuesday for House Minority Leader…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Are dreamers done giving Dems a pass? The illegal immigrants brought to the U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Experts say that Trump’s strategy dealing with the rogue regime – a combination of…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – A California cafe owner who ran into difficulty trying to renew his business…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – America a “nation of immigrants”? Not anymore. The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A group of DREAMers, young illegal immigrants fighting to stay in the country following…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congressional Republicans once bracing for the possibility of a Democratic “tsunami” in this year’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – Conservative star Ben Shapiro spoke at the University of California at Berkeley on Thursday…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi is now feeling the heat from her heritage and upbringing. It has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democrats are on edge over Hillary Clinton’s forthcoming book that is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Woodbridge, Virginia – An MS-13 gang member on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list has been captured…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump is touting new legislation to overhaul the US immigration system, drastically…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the food stamp rolls swelled for years under the Obama administration, fresh figures…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though there are calls for Nancy Pelosi to step down as House Minority…

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BREAKING NEWS -Washington, D.C. – Democrat Nancy Pelosi is now suggesting Fox News is responsible for inflaming tensions – and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat Rep. Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly news conference that President Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The anti-Trump fervor at California’s Democratic Party their recent convention, can be summarized in…

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