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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Congressional candidate Elvira Salazar responds to House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s pitch that voters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Utah-based artist Jon McNaughton touched off a social media frenzy as he shared his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump seized on news reports of a higher murder rate in Mexico than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi described the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks as an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ohio Democratic congressional candidate Danny O’Connor has responded to questions about whether he would…

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BREAKING NEWS Washington, D.C. – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was caught pushing misleading claims about blocking a presumed visit…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement blasted San Francisco over its sanctuary policy that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats who drafted a bill to abolish Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) suddenly announced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nogales, Arizona – A 30-year-old Mexican man who previously was deported from the U.S. after being convicted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters had to be restrained by security as she balled up her fists…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rachel Campos-Duffy called on House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to leave…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi was asked who would she want in office if she was held…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – For women, unemployment fell to 3.6 percent, the lowest since 1953. For black Americans,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Ana, California – California might become the first state in the U.S. to offer health care…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Minority Speaker Nancy Pelosi stated that President Trump should not have moved the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Mike Pompeo secured the release of 3 American hostages detained in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – Chinese President Xi Jinping promised to open the country’s economy further and lower import…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, California – Officials in California’s Orange County voted to join a lawsuit from the Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) denounced President Trump’s proposed border wall prototypes as too…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Acting ICE Director Thomas Homan had some strong words Tuesday for House Minority Leader…

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