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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General William Barr kidded Speaker Nancy Pelosi on about an impending vote to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker Nancy Pelosi does not believe President Trump can be removed through impeachment. According…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tried to tamp down the perceived…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has offered up some advice on how former Vice President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During President Trump’s Senate confirmation hearing of Interior Secretary nominee David Bernhardt, someone donning…

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BREAKING NEWS – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, speaking at an Economic Club event, said she doesn’t think embattled Rep. Ilhan…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown addressed his past extramarital relationship with U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Doctors are now saying that the little boy suffered a minor concussion, after he was assaulted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi’s office staff wrote an angry letter to President Trump for cancelling the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Nancy Pelosi requested that President Trump delay his State of the Union address,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The democratic controlled House of Representatives are planning on voting to pass a bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – The ongoing state and Trump administration crackdown against MS-13 in one of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Antifa activists could be jailed for up to 15 years for wearing masks under…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lawmakers in the Congressional Black Caucus are backing Nancy Pelosi for speaker over one of their own…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The caravan of more than 7,000 Central American migrants continues its journey in spite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Coral Gables, Florida – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was confronted by an angry crowd during a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Dianne Feinstein and Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s latest tactic to get people to vote…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Congressional candidate Elvira Salazar responds to House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s pitch that voters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Utah-based artist Jon McNaughton touched off a social media frenzy as he shared his…

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