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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I urged political leaders to defend migrants, saying their safety should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Antioquia, Colombia – A 28-year-old former nun, Yudy Pineda Vásquez has opened up on how she became…

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BREAKING NEWS -Buffalo, New York – The Roman Catholic Diocese of Buffalo, New York, is firing back at a former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The devil is alive and well and working overtime to undermine the Roman Catholic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The horror movie “The Nun” has topped the domestic box office in its first…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dublin, Ireland – Pope Francis I told reporters that he “won’t say a word” about claims by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Rome – Pope Francis I has announced that he would elevate 14 Roman Catholic prelates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – The Vatican has been working to set the record straight on whether Pope…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Rome – Pope Francis I received a victim’s letter in 2015 that graphically detailed sexual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile – A nun suffered some serious neck injuries after Pope Francis I aggressively pushed her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis had a message this weekend for journalists spreading so-called “fake news”: you’re…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I is seen walking around his brand new Lamborghini Huracan supercar. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis talks with the crew of the International Space Station during a video…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – The major league baseball team St. Louis Cardinals, have announced that they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The most senior Catholic in Australia has been charged with multiple, historical sexual assault…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – President Trump is seen turning his head away and rolling his eyes, as Pope…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I is urging people to have fewer children in order to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Assisi, Italy – Pope Francis I is seen angrily pushing a woman away after only a minute…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I declared Mother Teresa a saint by honoring the tiny nun…

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BREAKING NEWS – Warsaw, Poland – Pope Francis I is set to arrive in Poland, but the homeland of Saint…

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