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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa Claus is seen getting an early start on listening to the hundreds…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (6 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama announces that he will go on with his plans to close Guantanamo…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly creates a firestorm after she states…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – After the Seattle Seahawks lost to the Arizona Cardinals 17-10, Democratic Rep. Joe Fitzgibbon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under pressure by the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) Procter and Gamble admits that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Superstar Mariah Carey is being called out by the Human Rights Foundation for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Due to the overwhelming evidence against him, a man pleads guilty to stealing a…

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CHRISTMAS EVE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announces that next year they will sue any and all major department…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton’s National Action Network currently owes the IRS $871,689.00, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ed Schultz, the host of MSNBC’s “The Ed Show” and a…

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THE JOYS OF CHRISTMAS BY ROBIN MOLINE

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My in-laws that I don’t particularly like, are coming over on Christmas Day. The problem is, they don’t…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’m always amazed at how gullible people are that never go to church. I actually convinced a neighbor of mine…

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Dear Blake, I have five children, and an eight year son that disrupts the entire home every time he doesn’t…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Throw salami at your mommy Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Kick a cat and…

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ONCE UPON A TIME ON A COLD WINTER MORNING…

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